•1. You cannot commend or condemn a moderator for moderating (or an admin for administrating). If you want to commend any of the mods for their actions as a moderator, you can start a thread in Moderation and put up with all the jokes.
Therefore,
Commend the Nationstates Moderation Team
A resolution to recognize outstanding contribution by a nation or region.
Category: Commendation (Joke) | Nominee: The Nationstates Moderation Team | Proposed by: The Republic of Lanos
Description: The World Assembly Security Council and all of the Nationstates World,
NOTES the actions of the Nationstates Moderation Team in their collective efforts to keep peace and order among all the nations in the most direct OOC way known to all,
SALUTES all those that currently serve in the name of the Great God of Nationstates, Max Barry, and those that formerly served,
RECOGNIZES that the mods are only human but strive to bring order to Nationstates,
APPLAUDES that the mods insert epic amounts of humor and awesomeness into every action they take when the time calls to be lulzy,
RECOGNIZES that the Moddess Reploid Productions, Dread Lady Nathi, Ard, and other mods have a following of modfans that are in awe of their epicness and worships them for this reason and more,
NOTES AGAINST OUR COLLECTIVE WILLS that we must obey the rules set by the God of NS and his team or else we will get smacked with the banhammer and/or the Sword of DEAT,
PUTTING IT OUT THERE that this resolution is a pure joke since they set the rules that mods cannot be commended for their modly actions (and hence why it's being put here),
BLAMES Sedgistan,
BEGS the mods not to DEAT the author in real life (or otherwise punish the author) for making this proposal,
DECLARES that, despite all the supposed "hate," the mods should have gotten something like this long ago,
WORSHIPS the Great God of Nationstates, Max Barry,
WORSHIPS the Great God of Nationstates, Max Barry, again,
CONGRATULATES the admins for doing such a great job, especially after the recent server move,
TL;DR- The mods are awesome people and thus so rightfully deserving of this (sadly fake) commendation,
HEREBY COMMENDS the Nationstates Moderation Team.
OOC: In the spirit of Valentine's Day, I present a (supposedly) badly-needed fake commendation of the NS mods. I asked Ard and she signed off on the idea and probably told the Modhive of the idea. Now here is the part when I put up with all the jokes.
Edit: fixed Sedge typo.
