
by Bears Armed » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:44 am

by A mean old man » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:18 am

by Bears Armed » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:26 am
A mean old man wrote:But that's kind of part of the game, isn't it...? I mean, we get issues regarding our ever-increasing populations - would this then make those issues invalid?

by Glen-Rhodes » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:44 am

by Unibot » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:37 pm
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.

by A mean old man » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:39 pm

by Unibot » Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:41 pm
A mean old man wrote:Good Lord, that's complicated.

Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.

by Glen-Rhodes » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:16 pm
Glen-Rhodes wrote:How about just an aesthetic population level, that, if it's set, displays instead of the game-recorded one? Thus, you'd still be able to get issues that are population-sensitive.

by Somewhereistonia » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:26 pm

by Unibot » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:48 pm
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.

by Glen-Rhodes » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:11 pm
Sedgistan wrote:I like knowing how long nations have been around for, so I'd find this change rather irritating.

by Unibot » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:55 pm
We the people of @@NATION@@, or is it peoples?
Demographers, statisticians and politicians have been under fire recently by the vigilant media and deceivingly jubilant hosts of morning talk shows. Classified government reports that were accidentally revealed to the media have exposed that the Ministry of Population Management has been fudged statistics for decades.
[option] “Well, it’s not really a crime? Is it!?” asked Zoran Yama, a perspiring statistician who had been chosen to publicly represent the government on the matter. “I mean, look at it this way, it was just a little error we made in the censuses from a few decades ago. The census asked for citizens to mark how many citizens lived in their household, and how many household pets they owned. Unfortunately the replies to those got, well… added together. Afterwards we realized our mistake we decided to not reveal it, to spare ourselves the embarrassment. But this is all such a frivolous matter! I think we should just grant me, I mean, statisticians as a whole, amnesty for their fraudulent acts, and ask for the true statistics to be revealed publicly from now on. No harm done. What do you say?”
[option] “I say you’re a bloody criminal! That’s what I say!” screamed Berahthraban Séamas, a high-profile prosecution lawyer for a non-governmental statistical firm. “I mean, look at it this way, the statisticians could have just admitted their mistake, but no, they didn’t – and it gets worse! They’ve been committing fraud for years!! The Ministry of Population Management has been draining tax dollars into these censuses, but they never bothered to tell anyone that all they did was choose random numbers from off the top of their heads to please people. They’re liars, cheats and criminals who should be trialed and jailed at the highest penalty we can provide them with!! What do you say!?”
[option] “Wait, what is so bad with these statistics, again?” asked General Baldarich Raginmund, while writing out fraudulent letters of recognition. “We have a saying in the Military, and that is, if it's broke don’t fire the buggers, commend them! Think about it! You see, you normal people don’t understand, if someone in the military makes a blunder like destroy a perfectly good aircraft, or bomb the wrong village, we just give them a metal … nobody can question that the solider did an excellent job if he is being awarded a metal for it. These statisticians are doing a great job, who is going to try and attack a nation of a whopping @@POPULATION@@ million number of citizens? I say, give them a medal, keep paying them loads of cash for doing our country a great service, and shoot anybody who suggests they’re not! What do you say?”
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.

by [violet] » Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:59 pm
Unibot wrote:Spamguard is now determined by population size;

by Sarzonia » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:01 pm

by A mean old man » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:02 pm

by Wikipedia and Universe » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:07 pm
An ODECON Naval Analyst wrote:Superior tactics and training can in fact triumph over force of numbers and missile spam.
Bottle wrote:This is not rocket surgery, folks.
Senestrum wrote:This is relativity, the theory that takes everything we know about the world, bends it over, and fucks it to death with a spiked dildo.

by Unibot » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:12 pm
[violet] wrote:Unibot wrote:Spamguard is now determined by population size;
That's actually age, not pop size, if you're talking about the delay when sending TGs.
My biggest fear with this is that the number of people who say, "Cool! I always wanted to reduce my population" will be less than the number of people who say, "OMG WTF JUST HAPPENED I LOST HALF MY POPULATION YOU A-HOLES."
Vocenae wrote:Unibot, you have won NS.

by Enn » Sat Feb 20, 2010 4:31 pm
A mean old man wrote:You could always make a new nation for RPing a nation that small and make sure to let everyone know it's your puppet.

by Glen-Rhodes » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:08 pm
[violet] wrote:That's actually age, not pop size, if you're talking about the delay when sending TGs.
My biggest fear with this is that the number of people who say, "Cool! I always wanted to reduce my population" will be less than the number of people who say, "OMG WTF JUST HAPPENED I LOST HALF MY POPULATION YOU A-HOLES."

by Flibbleites » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:37 pm
[violet] wrote:My biggest fear with this is that the number of people who say, "Cool! I always wanted to reduce my population" will be less than the number of people who say, "OMG WTF JUST HAPPENED I LOST HALF MY POPULATION YOU A-HOLES."

by Qazox » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:45 pm

by North Wiedna » Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:45 pm
Sedgistan wrote:I like knowing how long nations have been around for, so I'd find this change rather irritating.

by Topid » Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:03 am

by Enn » Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:51 am
Qazox wrote:ICly Qazox has about 400 Million people, while according to the "offical" tally is: 8.845 Billion.
Bears Armed, if it that bothersome, then add something to your sig about the IC population of your nation.
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