“These selfish shoppers are taking the bread from the mouth of my starving child. Literally!” rants Mohammed Chapman, the parent of a recently-diagnosed coeliac girl. “I mean, it just takes the cake! Not only does Sue-Ann have to suffer this lifelong condition – munching on cardboard-like gluten-free bread while all her friends chow down on pasta salads and soft loaves – but some airhead who thinks gluten-free is a lifestyle choice comes and strips the shelves. Not to mention that gluten-free stuff costs twice as much! You should limit these gluten-free products to diagnosed coeliacs, and have the NHS pick up the cost, so parents can always put a whole meal on the table.”
Still need option six... if anyone here's banned internet.
