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by Nice-Things » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:33 pm
by Greater Chernobyl- » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:36 pm
by Jutsa » Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:51 pm
Is it me or did you guys just feel like killing Pewdiepie?tragically a stray punch to PooDiePoo’s temple led to a fatal intracerebral haemorrhage.
by Loud Lawnmowers » Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:43 pm
by Bob The Great Builder » Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:14 pm
by Trotterdam » Mon Mar 05, 2018 4:59 pm
Ah yes, the "@@CAPITAL@@ @@ANIMALPLURAL@@".Jutsa wrote:Correction: Make that 7. Got #916 off of NSIndex.
Somehow I'm not too surprised Zwanzug edited it...
by Jutsa » Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:24 pm
by Trotterdam » Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:36 pm
I think it's Union of Socialist States of America, a nation that ceased to exist 126 days ago. (You can tell because nonexistant nations have their capitalization removed in most of the game, but you can check it in the boneyard.)Jutsa wrote:2) What's the author's name..? Is the whole nation "Union of socialist states of america"?
Pretitles aren't listed with deceased nations, and they're decapitalized. You can tell by the fact that the poster didn't bother to fix the capitalization (note the first and only capitalized letter is in "Union", not "socialist") that he probably just copied it verbatim.Jutsa wrote:The fact that two "Socialist States of America" and two "Union of Socialist States of America" exist in the boneyard
(3/4 of which had 110 million when they died) is not helping any.
by Jutsa » Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:42 pm
by Trotterdam » Mon Mar 05, 2018 11:20 pm
Okay, false alarm on that one. Looks like one of the options on the foreign-influence-on-politicians issue also happens to mention breakfast.Trotterdam wrote:(heads up: I suspect #922 might have another option)
by An imagination » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:44 pm
by Awesome country of JJ2 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:50 pm
by Jutsa » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:52 pm
by Jutsa » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:55 pm
Awesome country of JJ2 wrote:I was invalid for 433.4, but it seems odd since i'm a religious nation.
by Awesome country of JJ2 » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:06 pm
by Jutsa » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:11 pm
by Trotterdam » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:19 pm
There's the police brutality option I was wondering about. That isn't where I expected it.An imagination wrote:3. "Minister for Sun Protection! Science academies! What utter nonsense!" declares sceptical police officer Don Nutt. "Con artists bug me more than murderers! Just let me take both these swindlers to the station, and I’m sure they'll confess to everything after a damned good beating!"
I do think we're up to #927. Something about "warnings about emergencies are the leading cause of emergency-related injuries".Jutsa wrote:Oh, also, we only need to find 3 more issues unless more were added.
by Jutsa » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:48 pm
by Trotterdam » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:43 pm
Oh right. I missed that.Jutsa wrote:Nope that's almost certainly #911.
by Jutsa » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:40 am
#923: Ministers Exposing Themselves
The Issue
It was recently discovered that your Finance Minister owns several properties in Marche Noire and your Defense Minister has stocks in a Maxtopian arms manufacturing company. Concern has been raised that this information was not disclosed before the previous election, and now represents a conflict of interest for both ministers.
The Debate
1. “You have to admit, this looks incredibly corrupt,” states your long-suffering Deputy Defense Minister. “How do we know that they’re not creating policies, particularly in the area of foreign affairs, to line the pockets of their cronies? The Maxtopian government is notoriously corrupt, and everyone knows that Marche Noire is riddled with East Lebatuck spies. If we want to maintain public trust, we’re going to have to come down hard on these two. For the sake of our government’s reputation, the Ministers must resign!”
2.“That simply doesn’t go far enough!” adds government watchdog Rex de Vries, whose most recent crusade forced the entire government to switch from four ply to one ply toilet paper. “Anyone running for any political office must disclose all of their financial assets to the authorities for rigorous investigation prior to their nomination. That way, potential conflicts of interest can be avoided before a scandal happens. If they have any assets overseas, they must sell them off before accepting the nomination. It’s the best way to keep our government safe and free of corruption.”
3. “Aren’t you jumping the gun a little there?” replies your Finance Minister, after discreetly blotting out the address of his mansion on an expense report. “Just because I own lots of property overseas doesn’t mean I’m susceptible to blackmail or leaving confidential documents unprotected. This feels more like a punishment for being wealthy, brought on by the jealous critics who wish they were as successful as me. Why should that prevent me from running? Don’t you want the best people for the job?”
Issue by The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec
Edited by Caracasus
by Trotterdam » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:52 am
by Jutsa » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:55 am
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