It was written by an IE... obviously it isn’t available to class nations.Jutsa wrote:I mean, I'm a little surprised it was in fact added to the game as it is, tbh, but what's done is done.
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by Fauxia » Sun Nov 26, 2017 12:46 pm
It was written by an IE... obviously it isn’t available to class nations.Jutsa wrote:I mean, I'm a little surprised it was in fact added to the game as it is, tbh, but what's done is done.
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by Trotterdam » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:51 am
#864 The Missionary Position
The Issue
Sixty-nine @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ missionaries representing @@FAITH@@ were kidnapped and burned at the stake in a small nation bordering Lilliputia. The infamous radical Violetist sect Ultra-Violet has claimed responsibility for this heinous act. Concerned religious leaders and diplomats have contacted your office to clarify the nation's stance on overseas proselytism.
The Debate
1. "I do not blame these misguided heathens, @@LEADER@@. I blame you!" bellows @@FAITH@@'s outraged leader @@RANDOMNAME@@, shouting down the phone until your ear hurts. "Our brave missionaries travel to the darkest, most dangerous areas of the globe to bring the loving light of @@FAITH@@ to the unbelievers. We cannot expect these poor souls to share our traditional values, but we should be able to rely on a little protection from our armed forces, no? Perhaps a helicopter gunship or two could have averted this tragedy."
2. "Perhaps we should tend to our own flock first?" questions rural lay-preacher @@RANDOMNAME@@, who is clad in sackcloth and an aura of self-loathing. "We should lead not by proselytising our faith abroad but by nurturing @@FAITH@@ within our own borders. Some of the villages I visit barely have a prayer book between them! Just think, for every missionary we pay to send overseas we could instead repair our dilapidated places of worship. Perhaps we might even buy the occasional new pair of shoes for humble preachers like myself?"
3. "A tragedy, @@NAME@@," coos Lilliputian ambassador @@RANDOMNAME@@, clucking @@HIS/HER@@ tongue. "Rest assured, Lilliputia is shocked and angered by this violent assault on your dear people. Our nation has been plagued by Ultra-Violetists for decades now, though we've lacked the international support to do anything about it! However, our shared history makes us natural allies... even if your people are a bunch of land-swindling children of rabbit droppings. But with your valued diplomatic support - say, selling us arms for generous compensation - we could end this and all menaces at our borders. Oh, and if you happened to send some missionaries here..." @@HE/SHE@@ nonchalantly gestures towards another small nation on Lilliputia's border.
Issue by Caracasus
Edited by The Free Joy State
by Jutsa » Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:59 am
by Trotterdam » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:55 am
#865 3. "This is a classic no-win scenario," notes your personal assistant as she begins to clean the defaced sculpture. "The best thing you can do is put the matter to a vote in Parliament, and let our elected representatives decide. At least this way you can deflect the blame if someone yells at you for whatever Parliament decides."I don't know if "she" is random, nonrandom, or matching-the-speaker-of-the-previous-option-even-though-they're-different-people.
by Jutsa » Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:27 pm
by Trotterdam » Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:45 pm
I was briefly expecting it to be an option for religious nations where doctors and scientists aren't the people held in the highest regard.Jutsa wrote:Perplexing. I'm legitimately surprised it wasn't a variant of option 2 for nations that don't legalize graffiti.
by Jutsa » Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:03 pm
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by Trotterdam » Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:17 pm
#702 4. "How about this?" muses @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME@@, your uncle who changes religions weekly, as he flips though Multifaith Monthly: the Spiritual Source for the @@TYPE@@. "Why not force hotels to put every religious book in existence into their rooms? The Little Book of Transcendent Calm; The Chanting of Yellow; Faithology's Right Because Faithology Says So; even parody texts like the Scrivenings of the Soaring Squash. Then people can choose what text they want to read, or they can just leave them on the shelves for me."Note, I got Waldo, while the current spoiler mentions Commodus. There seems to be no good reason almost-identical options would use different names, so it's probable that they're actually both @@RANDOMMALEFIRSTNAME@@.
by Jutsa » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:43 pm
by Trotterdam » Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:23 am
#083 High-Speed Monorail Service Promises Connections
The Issue
Vroom-A-Zoom-Zoom (VAZZ), a consortium of weird-looking hippies and yuppie roller coaster aficionados, has developed plans for a high-speed monorail service for @@NAME@@ to help counter and relieve problems brought about by banning cars.
The Debate
1. "This is great," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, devout anti-spending advocate. "You know what'll happen? The government will invest huge sums of money in a service no one will use. I suggest nipping it in the bud... and cutting back government spending across the board while you're at it."
4. "I really disagree," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, an unwashed denizen standing in the middle of Noh Weir, population 200, on the outskirts of @@NAME@@. "We need this monorail service to connect both large and small cities, with equal access to transport for all the workers, all of the time."
Issue by Baudrillard
Edited by Reploid Productions
by Jutsa » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:53 am
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