"I cannot understand for the life of me why anyone could possibly be against this," complains Jacob Kantelberg, showing up at your office wearing a pink feather boa. "Bart and I are good and caring people and will make excellent fathers, so what's the problem? All of the scientific studies have shown that there's no difference in the wellbeing of children raised by gay and straight couples. All that's holding these little darlings back from the happy family life that they deserve is the outdated prejudices of some prudes. All we want is to adopt a child to call our own. It'll be fabulous!"
From the 'two mommies too many?' one. Obviously this is a typo, because no one would write a gay activist in a pink boa saying fabulous and not think 'hm this is a stereotype I should avoid'. I mean, the other option is that the slack jawed ape who wrote this has some issues he needs to work out, and some one in charge thought it was hiiiilarious!
