This Green And Pleasant Land
The Issue
Good news, everyone! An unexpected rise in the water table has transformed a thousand acres of former desert into green and fertile and farming-ready land. As the government owns this land, it’s now up to you what you do with it.
The Debate
1. “Efficiency. Productivity. Produce. Those are the three F’s of the State Collective Farming Initiative,” says Director of Agricultural Cooperation @@RANDOMNAME@@, “and if you wonder if you failed to spot the third F, it’s all about the noble worker! Yes, grant this land to the farming collectives and we will turn it into a model of efficiency! No central government investment, no taxpayer’s money wasted, just cultivation as far as the eye can see! New jobs will be created, and proud and noble farmers will toil in the fields, singing joyous anthems to the Motherland!”
2. “No, no, no! It’s like a traffic light, if you want to be green you’ve got to put up a red light and make a green space, because you don’t want to be in the red on being green!” explains @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, her metaphors as messed up as her flower-entangled hair. “We need to turn this into a nature resort, that flora and fauna can make their home!”
3. “Excuse me, is anyone going to ask why this has happened?” asks party-pooping scientist @@RANDOMNAME@@. “We can’t make use of this land till we understand what happened. I suggest establishing a research station here, and getting a better understanding of the ecological changes that led to this fertile land emerging.”
Whereas these are the four options listed for issue #630:
#630: This Green And Pleasant Land [Nova Bulgarija; ed:Candlewhisper Archive]
The Issue
Good news, everyone! An unexpected rise in the water table has transformed a thousand acres of former desert into green and fertile and farming-ready land. As the government owns this land, it’s now up to you what you do with it.
The Debate
1. “Efficiency. Productivity. Produce. Those are the three F’s of New Plus Agro Cycles(tm),” says CEO @@RANDOMNAME@@, “and if you wonder if you failed to spot the third F, it’s all about the customer! Yes, sell us this land and we will turn it into a model of efficiency! No government investment, no taxpayer’s money wasted, just cultivation as far as the eye can see! New jobs will be created, and investors will be attracted. Just sign here!”
2. “Why would you consider that?” yells villager @@RANDOMNAME@@ waving a pitchfork with one hand, and a little red book with the other. “You want to just GIVE IT AWAY to these rich fat cats, so they can get even richer? No! This land should be owned by the state, but worked by a commune of local farmers, with a small plot of land for each farmer! This way is fair for everyone.”
3. “No, no, no! It’s like a traffic light, if you want to be green you’ve got to put up a red light and make a green space, because you don’t want to be in the red on being green!” explains @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, her metaphors as messed up as her flower-entangled hair. “We need to turn this into a nature resort, that flora and fauna can make their home!”
4. “Excuse me, is anyone going to ask why this has happened?” asks party-pooping scientist @@RANDOMNAME@@. “We can’t make use of this land till we understand what happened. I suggest establishing a research station here, and getting a better understanding of the ecological changes that led to this fertile land emerging.”