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by Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan » Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:07 pm
by Trotterdam » Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:17 pm
by Nation of Quebec » Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:22 pm
Maljaratas wrote:Aclion wrote:Debbie Eugenia Is probobly random, but the Kone sisters are a reference to the Koch bothers, and Hayak and Freedman are lifted from the names of two economists.
I was aware of the references to those two. I wanted to check if the specific names given to the sisters were random, and whether Debbie Eugenia was as well.
by The Candy Of Bottles » Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:27 pm
Boom Or Bust?
The Issue
As a crime wave grips Ducktrap, a controversial new brassiere, the Hooter Holster, has marketed itself as the ‘modern’ solution for violence against women.
The Debate
“The incidence reports are very alarming,” states Lucy Wayne, consumer safety adviser. “Reports are flooding our offices about these holsters causing the guns to misfire. We must protect consumers and ban these brassieres in the name of public safety! Come to think of it, guns cause nothing but crime and preventable deaths. We’d be better off without them.”
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“YO, GOOMBA!” shouts @@random_name(male), whose ears are still ringing after a round at the shooting gallery. “The problem ain’t the guns or the holster: it’s the user. If women were properly educated on gun safety and procedure, there’d be no problemo here. A girl’s gotta learn how to protect herself!”
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“No, men have to learn to not be violent,” rebuffs outspoken feminist and best-selling author of Chicken Soup for the Schlong, Britney Suzuki. “We need to stop blaming women for the violence against them and take drastic steps to bring peace and order to our society, and that starts in the schools. We must teach boys to respect women at an early age; otherwise they will never grow out of their misogynistic habits.”
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“We don’t have this problem in Maxtopia,” reminds the Maxtopian ambassador and self-titled meninist Salvatore O’Hara. “Do you know why? It’s because we wisely don’t allow women to go out into this big and dangerous world out on their own. There are always going to be rapists and criminals out there. Now if a woman was accompanied by a male relative, friend, or coworker, violence against women would drop overnight. And don’t listen to liberals whining about women’s rights... What about the right of a woman to be free from harassment from strangers, and their right to be protected by their kin?”
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Issue by The rejected realms issue committee
Edited by Nation of Quebec
by Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf » Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:45 pm
by Trotterdam » Thu Nov 17, 2016 2:57 pm
...So they can murder their own daughters in foreign countries where you can't do anything about it?"When we let these foreigners into our country, they import barbaric practices. Unless you want us to one day become 'The Holy Fundamentalist Kingdom of @@NAME@@', you should set up a vetting process to keep crazies out."
by Trotterdam » Thu Nov 17, 2016 10:09 pm
#633 Sound Judgement
The Issue
At a recent international sporting event, Bigtopian fans proudly sung their national anthem: Bigger And Cleverer. Meanwhile, the @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ in the crowd each sang half a dozen different tunes, highlighting the fact that @@NAME@@ still doesn't have an official national anthem.
The Debate
1. "We need to have a grand old national anthem," reminiscences retired war veteran @@RANDOMNAME@@. "It ought to be a strong, rousing tune to unite a broken nation. A proud tune for a proud people! Put in some references to a flag stained in the blood of the enemy: if the unpatriotic moralising minority doesn't like it, then they can get the heck out!"
3. "That's not what @@NAME@@ stands for in our modern age," rebuffs avant-garde composer @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We're a pan-cultural nation of pan-humanity. I've composed an audiotheatrical tribute to the tribe of all life, with whale-song, echoing voices in ethnic dialects, and the laughter of children. I call it The Peace of @@NAME@@."
4. "Riiiiight. A whale-song national anthem? He can definitely 'PEACE OFF'!" replies annoying pun-spitting radio DJ @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Of CHORUS we need something catchier and poppier. We shouldn't be aVERSE to a bit of JINGLEISM. Why not let the listeners vote for an anthem? You could call it... COUNTRY'S music. Ha ha, I'm so funny!"
5. "Why not an anthem that celebrates our merged culture of artificial and human intelligence?" suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@, a third-generation cloud-based AI. "If you ask me, I'm tired of science taking a backseat to religion and pre-machine pre-history. I can write you a machine-friendly binary pulse barrage that both sounds really funky and has meaningful data within it if you run it as a program."
6. "The nation is you, dear leader, and you are the nation," reminds the biggest suck-up in the office. "An anthem should sing your praises and be entitled Ode To @@LEADER@@. We can work on the words and the tune later: the important thing is the subject matter."
7. "We don't need subject matter to worry about or lyrics for the plebs to sing," chimes in snobby classical musician @@RANDOMNAME@@, smacking your staffer's head with a flute. "We must create a modern masterpiece, a magnum opus that will raise @@NAME@@'s spirits, a musical composition to define our nation. Summon the nation's greatest composers and an orchestra of the finest musicians. We'll give you a National Symphony and an anthem that will last forever!"
8. "National anthem? Bah!" scoffs resident anarchist and constant thorn-in-your-side @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We don't need this government forcing that patriotic drivel down our throats! Besides, most @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ are terrible singers! That's the last thing I want to hear at a football game!"
Issue by Candlewhisper Archive
Edited by Nation of Quebec
by Flooby Nooby » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:00 am
“@@NAME@@ must be defined by its faith,” voices chorister Al Winters, adopting his favourite holier-than-thou smug expression. “@@FAITH@@ indeed has an anthem you can adopt for @@NAME@@: an old hymn giving thanks for one people under @@FAITH@@. With it, we can lift our prayers to the kingdom above, and tell the world that we are a Chosen People!”
by Tinhampton » Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:16 am
by Drasnia » Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:22 am
Tinhampton wrote:Issue #273 is unusual, in that not all of the starting letters of the words in the title are capital letters ("Is our children learning?"). Why?
by Tinhampton » Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:43 am
by Drasnia » Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:53 am
“Drasnia must be defined by its faith,” voices chorister Ingmar van Dyke, adopting his favourite holier-than-thou smug expression. “athiesm indeed has an anthem you can adopt for Drasnia: an old hymn giving thanks for one people under athiesm. With it, we can lift our prayers to the kingdom above, and tell the world that we are a Chosen People!”
by Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:01 am
Tinhampton wrote:Issue #273 is unusual, in that not all of the starting letters of the words in the title are capital letters ("Is our children learning?"). Why?
by Luna Amore » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:05 am
Candlewhisper Archive wrote:Tinhampton wrote:Issue #273 is unusual, in that not all of the starting letters of the words in the title are capital letters ("Is our children learning?"). Why?
Just an error, nothing deeper.
Fixed.
Use the correct thread for these things in future please, but thanks for spotting.
by Tinhampton » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:10 am
Candlewhisper Archive wrote:Tinhampton wrote:Issue #273 is unusual, in that not all of the starting letters of the words in the title are capital letters ("Is our children learning?"). Why?
Just an error, nothing deeper.
Fixed.
Use the correct thread for these things in future please, but thanks for spotting.
by Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:12 am
by Tinhampton » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:14 am
by Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:30 am
by Luna Amore » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:40 am
by Luna Amore » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:43 am
by Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:44 am
by Trotterdam » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:16 am
That doesn't happen on Antiquity, though.Luna Amore wrote:The issue page forces capitalization now by design I imagine. Which may decide this for us. If it already gets force-capitals one place, why not another.Tinhampton wrote:It reads "Is our children learning?" in Notices, yet "Is Our Children Learning?" when I get to the issue choices page. Why?
by Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Nov 18, 2016 11:36 am
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