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by Trotterdam » Sun Jan 17, 2016 3:31 pm

by Luna Amore » Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:59 am

by Christian Democrats » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:39 am
Luna Amore wrote:Looks like 468 is missing auth/edit. [Caracasus; ed:Lenyo]
Gnejs wrote:While we're pointing out things, 459 needs a couple of @@CAPITAL@@ at select places.
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.

by Annihilators of Chan Island » Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:17 am

by Drachmaland » Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:06 am
by Trotterdam » Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:09 am
Let me macrofy that for you.Annihilators of Chan Island wrote:I didn't get this, but it's on the regular forum so...
New plan: use chocolate coins as my country's currency. Why isn't that an option?Drachmaland wrote:I mean, really, what are we supposed to do with one @@CURRENCY@@ a day? Eat it!?
Huh. Usually people who support a course of action talk about the most that can go wrong...Drachmaland wrote:"the least that can go wrong is a little bump in the price of your Big Max - what's the big deal?"

by Eaischpnaeieacgkque Bhcieaghpodsttditf » Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:55 pm

by Christian Democrats » Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:12 am
Annihilators of Chan Island wrote:Income gaps in Charles Dexter Ward have become so tiny that the pay check of a Pizza Delivery leader barely surpasses that of their janitors. While some decry this as a sign of the end of days, others hail it as the beginning of something great.
The Debate
"You are effectively killing Charles Dexter Ward," bemoans Ayn Bland, homespun philosopher and author of the long forgotten novel 'The Fountain Pen'. "Our most prominent minds are barely making more than average second-handers. There is no incentive to work your way up, and if we continue like this I guarantee that productivity will plummet and creativity and ingenuity will be a thing of the past. The government needs to stop forcing businesses to pay their workers such similar wages, cut taxes, and abolish any and all welfare. Only then will our prime movers flourish and the common plebeians put forth their best effort."
Accept
"What is this I hear about some citizens making more than others? Everybody is a winner and all must have prizes!" shouts Virginia Sato, obscure anthropologist and author of absurdist children's books. "Every last man and woman should be paid the same amount of mNas. This must be our #1 goal. My studies of the Dodo tribe in East Lebatuck clearly shows that complete equality of outcome promotes and nurtures stability, compassion and harmony within the community. The government needs to make sure that everybody is awarded their exact share of our common riches."
Accept
"Equality without direction or purpose is just useless moralism," bluntly states Karl Sparx, a first-year economy student . "For the time being, we should pay people based on their contribution to the social product. The same amount you give to society, the same amount you shall receive in return. It's the only rational way to promote productivity. Yes, my plan will entail less income equality in the short run, but a blissful paradise of abundance and workers' comradery in the Glorious People's Republic of Charles Dexter Ward once we progress from the lower phases! Oh, did I forget to mention that this is contingent on you nationalizing all industry in the name of the proletariat? Well, yeah, you need to do that."
Accept
"Good points, terrible solution," declares Alexander Giono, one of your Bigtopian consultants, a strong proponent of the increasingly popular 'Third Wheel' approach to economic policy. "Some genuine income disparity could really help you promote growth, but you don't want come across all insensitive and harsh. Maybe a way out of this is a little rebranding? Roll back wage regulations and reprioritize funds from welfare and social policy to education and business, while simultaneously stressing that the government values equality of opportunity above outcome. You'll come across as a modern and socially responsible leader, while saving money and stimulating the economy. There, problem solved. As for my fee, should I send you a bill, or do you prefer cash up front?"
Accept
"Some people do deserve to be paid more than others..." opines a local bus driver. "We should pay people progressively, based on how important their jobs truly are to the the Dominion and its citizens. Trust me, a bus driver knows these things; I've seen them all and can tell you what they're really worth. Like bus drivers, for instance. I'm responsible for hundreds of peoples life's every day, from Down Town Charles Dexter Ward City up across a 110th street. Or the people looking after your kids all day, the little old lady making jam for our toasts. Those are the true heroes of Charles Dexter Ward, and they should be paid accordingly."
Issue by: The Socialist Federal Republic of Czechostan
Editor: Gnejs
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.

by Gnejs » Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:41 am
#481 Social Equality Reaching Embarrassing Levels
Income gaps in @@NAME@@ have become so tiny that the paychecks of @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ CEOs barely surpass that of their secretaries. While some decry this as a sign of the end of days, others hail it as the beginning of something great.
The Debate
"You are effectively killing @@NAME@@," bemoans Ayn Bland, homespun philosopher and author of the long forgotten novel 'The Fountain Pen'. "Our most prominent minds are barely making more than average second-handers. There is no incentive to work your way up, and if we continue like this I guarantee that productivity will plummet and creativity and ingenuity will be a thing of the past. The government needs to stop forcing businesses to pay their workers such similar wages, cut taxes, and abolish any and all welfare. Only then will our prime movers flourish and the common plebeians put forth their best effort."
"What is this I hear about some citizens making more than others? Everybody is a winner and all must have prizes!" shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, obscure anthropologist and author of absurdist children's books. "Every last man and woman should be paid the same amount of Leaves. This must be our #1 goal. My studies of the Dodo tribe in East Lebatuck clearly shows that complete equality of outcome promotes and nurtures stability, compassion and harmony within the community. The government needs to make sure that everybody is awarded their exact share of our common riches."
"Equality without direction or purpose is just useless moralism," bluntly states Karl Sparx, a first-year economy student . "For the time being, we should pay people based on their contribution to the social product. The same amount you give to society, the same amount you shall receive in return. It's the only rational way to promote productivity. Yes, my plan will entail less income equality in the short run, but a blissful paradise of abundance and workers' comradery in the Glorious People's Republic of @@NAME@@ once we progress from the lower phases! Oh, did I forget to mention that this is contingent on you nationalizing all industry in the name of the proletariat? Well, yeah, you need to do that."
"Good points, terrible solution," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, one of your Bigtopian consultants, a strong proponent of the increasingly popular 'Third Wheel' approach to economic policy. "Some genuine income disparity could really help you promote growth, but you don't want come across all insensitive and harsh. Maybe a way out of this is a little rebranding? Roll back wage regulations and reprioritize funds from welfare and social policy to education and business, while simultaneously stressing that the government values equality of opportunity above outcome. You'll come across as a modern and socially responsible leader, while saving money and stimulating the economy. There, problem solved. As for my fee, should I send you a bill, or do you prefer cash up front?"
"Some people do deserve to be paid more than others..." opines a local bus driver. "We should pay people progressively, based on how important their jobs truly are to the the @@TYPE@@ and its citizens. Trust me, a bus driver knows these things; I've seen them all and can tell you what they're really worth. Like bus drivers, for instance. I'm responsible for hundreds of peoples life's every day, from Down Town @@CAPITAL@@ up across a 110th street. Or the people looking after your kids all day, the little old lady making jam for our toasts. Those are the true heroes of @@NAME@@, and they should be paid accordingly."
Author: Czechostan
Editor: Gnejs

by Christian Democrats » Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:01 pm

Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.

by Rejistania » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:19 pm
Headlines from the Na~ovi Nanti: Hetkali election ended in no candidate over 2% hurdle - Syku I Jai fired as coach of Aetaila Seli, youth coach Hea I Juien takes over reins of club - Rising number of fairy penguins in Sumumusumu and neighboring islands

by Christian Democrats » Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:49 pm
Rejistania wrote:#484: Patriot Or Patri-not?
A recent poll of the population has revealed that patriotism is at an all-time low. The nation's few remaining patriots have crowded in your office, as they desperately try to boost @@NATION@@'s public pride.
1. "I'm shocked and appalled!" gasps @@CAPITAL@@ town crier Zack Shiomi, decked out in an obnoxious outfit with the same color scheme as the national flag. "People should be proud to call themselves a citizen of @@NATION@@, and we ought to start their proper political education when they're young. History and civics classes need to be mandatory, so long as those lefty liberal loons aren't providing the material. Kids must be forced to recite the national anthem and the Pledge of @@NATION@@ in schools. That'll show those godless commies in East Lebatuck! Long live the @@TYPE@@!"
2. "Frankly, that doesn't go far enough!" argues your military aide-de-camp, General Sashona Cruz while flexing her muscles. "The government must instill pride in @@NATION@@ at every opportunity. The national anthem should be played over public loudspeakers. Flags and propaganda posters need to be on every street corner. We can even place subliminal messages in movies, music, and art. Oh, and we can have big military parades in major cities. Nothing says @@MOTTO@@ like the display of raw military might!"
3. "Maybe if the people saw the government doing something good for a change, they would feel differently," suggests Klaus Parke, who was the only person to show up for a scheduled tour group. "All I see on the news are issues about government scandals, partisan blowhards insulting each other, or some military official threatening war with Maxtopia. No wonder our citizens think this country is a disgrace. The government could tone down the craziness and say oh, I don't know, help out the victims of that earthquake in Blackacre or enact some policies to help end homelessness. Who knows, maybe people will be proud to call themselves @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ once again?"
4. "Or, you know, we can do none of that," yawns an apathetic citizen wearing a Bigtopian football jersey, who only came to the meeting because of your offer of free pizza. "I mean, not everyone wants to support the country or whatever. People shouldn't be forced into loving the country through government action. Sure, then maybe you won't have people caring as much, but... hey! The Real Housewives of @@CAPITAL@@ is coming on. Is there a television somewhere in here?"
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.

by Nation of Quebec » Thu Jan 28, 2016 8:12 pm
Christian Democrats wrote:Rejistania wrote:#484: Patriot Or Patri-not?
A recent poll of the population has revealed that patriotism is at an all-time low. The nation's few remaining patriots have crowded in your office, as they desperately try to boost @@NATION@@'s public pride.
1. "I'm shocked and appalled!" gasps @@CAPITAL@@ town crier Zack Shiomi, decked out in an obnoxious outfit with the same color scheme as the national flag. "People should be proud to call themselves a citizen of @@NATION@@, and we ought to start their proper political education when they're young. History and civics classes need to be mandatory, so long as those lefty liberal loons aren't providing the material. Kids must be forced to recite the national anthem and the Pledge of @@NATION@@ in schools. That'll show those godless commies in East Lebatuck! Long live the @@TYPE@@!"
2. "Frankly, that doesn't go far enough!" argues your military aide-de-camp, General Sashona Cruz while flexing her muscles. "The government must instill pride in @@NATION@@ at every opportunity. The national anthem should be played over public loudspeakers. Flags and propaganda posters need to be on every street corner. We can even place subliminal messages in movies, music, and art. Oh, and we can have big military parades in major cities. Nothing says @@MOTTO@@ like the display of raw military might!"
3. "Maybe if the people saw the government doing something good for a change, they would feel differently," suggests Klaus Parke, who was the only person to show up for a scheduled tour group. "All I see on the news are issues about government scandals, partisan blowhards insulting each other, or some military official threatening war with Maxtopia. No wonder our citizens think this country is a disgrace. The government could tone down the craziness and say oh, I don't know, help out the victims of that earthquake in Blackacre or enact some policies to help end homelessness. Who knows, maybe people will be proud to call themselves @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ once again?"
4. "Or, you know, we can do none of that," yawns an apathetic citizen wearing a Bigtopian football jersey, who only came to the meeting because of your offer of free pizza. "I mean, not everyone wants to support the country or whatever. People shouldn't be forced into loving the country through government action. Sure, then maybe you won't have people caring as much, but... hey! The Real Housewives of @@CAPITAL@@ is coming on. Is there a television somewhere in here?"
Author and editor?

by Annihilators of Chan Island » Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:12 am
Oh well, back to the drawing board.
by Unibot III » Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:57 am
[violet] wrote:I mean this in the best possible way,
but Unibot is not a typical NS player.
Milograd wrote:You're a caring, resolute lunatic
with the best of intentions.
by Trotterdam » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:55 pm
Why not? And why did you change your mind?Unibot III wrote:For a long time, patriotism was not allowed as a topic of discussion in NS Issues.

by Christian Democrats » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:05 pm
Leo Tolstoy wrote:Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.

by Drachmaland » Tue Feb 02, 2016 12:18 pm
by Trotterdam » Tue Feb 02, 2016 12:45 pm
Only the editors can know for sure, but I suspect it has to do with having a high Scientific Advancement, or at least not having banned computers.Drachmaland wrote:Does anyone know what the validity for receiving option 479.3 is?
I see a nation got only option 479.1, 479.2 and 479.4.

by Drachmaland » Tue Feb 02, 2016 1:26 pm
Trotterdam wrote:Only the editors can know for sure, but I suspect it has to do with having a high Scientific Advancement, or at least not having banned computers.Drachmaland wrote:Does anyone know what the validity for receiving option 479.3 is?
I see a nation got only option 479.1, 479.2 and 479.4.

by Drachmaland » Tue Feb 02, 2016 2:02 pm
Unibot III wrote:For a long time, patriotism was not allowed as a topic of discussion in NS Issues.
by Trotterdam » Tue Feb 02, 2016 4:40 pm
These are simply educated guesses. The circumstances are straightforward enough that they're like 99% likely to be right, but I don't believe they have been confirmed. (At least in the case of #472, I'm pretty sure that they were only listed so on my say-so, and I know I don't have any inside info! I'm pretty confident I'm right, though.)Drachmaland wrote:Sometimes I see option validities being given at the issue inventory (e.g. 358.4 or 472.2/3).
Well, I'm stumped.Drachmaland wrote:This nation has a SciAdv of 73 (World Average: 62) and has not banned computers.
And we know that a nation can receive the self-driving regulations issue albeit having a SciAdv of just –63, so I wouldn't expect such an exclusion here.

by Naasseners » Sun Feb 07, 2016 10:51 pm
"Discipline? Oh heavens no, our lives are already too restricted by the iron cage of rules and policing," says unorthodox youth pastor George W. Goethe, seen weaving a basket from blades of grass. "Our young people need to reconnect with the spirit within, and the best way to do that is to be one with nature and appreciate the bounty all around us. Redirect some of those police funds to my summer camps, and then youths can learn how to live freely and simply by crafting their own supplies from scratch."

by Phydios » Sun Feb 07, 2016 11:38 pm
Naasseners wrote:The listing for issue #109 (Karate Kids Cause Controversy) is missing the fourth option:"Discipline? Oh heavens no, our lives are already too restricted by the iron cage of rules and policing," says unorthodox youth pastor George W. Goethe, seen weaving a basket from blades of grass. "Our young people need to reconnect with the spirit within, and the best way to do that is to be one with nature and appreciate the bounty all around us. Redirect some of those police funds to my summer camps, and then youths can learn how to live freely and simply by crafting their own supplies from scratch."
...actually, I don't remember seeing that choice before. Even though I've seen the issue itself numerous times by now.
If you claim to be religious but don’t control your tongue, you are fooling yourself, and your religion is worthless. Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you. | Not everyone who calls out to me, ‘Lord! Lord!’ will enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Only those who actually do the will of my Father in heaven will enter. On judgment day many will say to me, ‘Lord! Lord! We prophesied in your name and cast out demons in your name and performed many miracles in your name.’ But I will reply, ‘I never knew you. Get away from me, you who break God’s laws.’
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