SherpDaWerp wrote:#1478: Two Sides of a Coin [The Ankhalic Vaspriot; ed: Verdant Haven]
The Issue
Following the abolition of the nation's smallest denomination coin, the millions of unreleased pennies already minted with the next year's date were ordered to be melted down. Since then, a few of these pennies have periodically emerged in the collector market, where they command a tremendous price, having apparently been smuggled out of the mint by an unknown employee.
The Debate
1. "Unissued coins are government property, and the mere act of possessing them is a crime!" proclaims mint superintendent Nellie Deal, binder in hand. "Those coins should be seized for destruction in compliance with the original order, and the full force of law should be brought against everybody involved in this blatant criminal enterprise." Opening the binder to show a listing of auction records, she points to a particular sale. "I think I know where to start."
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3. Museum donor Isaiah Swift-Longboard makes his way to your desk, carrying a long box. "Seize the coins and prosecute the criminals, yes, but destroying the few remaining pennies would make no cents! These coins survived against the odds, and should be placed in museums alongside @@NAME@@'s other numismatic artifacts." He opens the box to reveal a dozen slight variants of a similar coin, encapsulated in plastic slabs and differing only by date. "Aren't they so interesting?"
4. "You can't just take these away!" howls shoe designer and coin collector Farouk Whiteman, clutching a penny in his hand. "A functionary at the local licensing office put an approval stamp on the auctioneer's filing paperwork, so that means the government approved the sale. I had no idea it was stolen!" Sliding a grainy photocopy of the alleged document across the table, he continues. "See this? If you go back on your word and seize it now, that would be like a second theft!"
I checked internal numbers, option 2 wasn't presented to me. Signs point to it being an in-edit doppelganger. "Whiteman" is similar to "Wittman", from the draft, but I suspect it might still be random. Interesting to see "@@name@@'s" making an appearance; it's fallen out of fashion recently.
I also received 1478, can confirm I also do not have second option. In addition, I believe I should be entirely ineligible for this issue as my nation mandates usage of digital currency, there are and have been no physical coins. My nation does not have a mint.