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Australian rePublic
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1158

Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Jan 29, 2019 3:32 am

Flying Into a Rage

The Issue

Two passengers were both accused of going on drunken rampages on two different flights. When they each faced the same judge on the same day, one was sentenced to two years in prison while the other was issued a small fine and a stern warning. The only apparent difference between the two is that the first was a man, and the second was a woman.

The Debate

“This is sky-high sexism,” complains Tom Wells, brother to the convicted man. “Both people here pleaded guilty to and committed the same crime, but were treated totally differently! The system is discriminatory against men, and must be changed! Sentences should be based on the crime, not the perpetrator’s gender!”

Accept

“This man is being ludicrous,” counters Judge Kendra de Vries. “When sentencing, we look at a wide range of factors. These include assessment of statistical likelihood of repeat offence, and the aggression of the individual. The law is not black and white, and I judged that this 120-kilo skinhead male was more likely to reoffend than the mild-mannered and charming young lady in the sensible suit. Judicial discretion is essential in sentencing, and must be respected.”

Accept

“Why dost thou think it so ill if a maiden receiveth a more lenient sentence than a knave?” questions armourclad medieval re-enactor Bill Latham, as he hands out pamphlets about the benefits of chivalry. “Menfolk are more capable of tolerating prison than the weaker flowers of femininity, and our poor ladyfolk art needed back at the hearth to tend to the children, and to their womanly duties! Spare the weaker sex the indignity of gaol, I beseech thee!”

Accept

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Postby Sacara » Tue Jan 29, 2019 9:44 am

Candlewhisper Archive wrote:Wrong thread for this, but yes.
Oops. I was a little too tired last night. :)
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# 1152

Postby Bears Armed » Tue Jan 29, 2019 11:02 am

Bears Armed wrote:#1152: 'Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting!' [author = Bears Armed; editor = Nation of Quebec]

^_^

As it' been a week since this entered play, and nobody else has reported anything about it yet (maybe the validity is a bit narrow…) I’ll do so:

# 1152

Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting!

The Issue

A report in today’s news suggests that the recent martial arts craze may be getting out of hand after the latest in a series of incidents left over a dozen people in @@CAPITAL@@ needing hospital treatment.

The Debate
1/ “One moment, it was just two teenagers arguing over which had shoved the other in the cinema queue to see Knuck Chorris Meets Big Drago, then, as fast as lightning, just about everybody in sight was fighting!” exclaims Gabriel Cohen, a bruised and shaken businessman who’s being interviewed at the scene. “Not just kids, but shoppers and commuters too, kicking and punching each other, and doing poses like Drunken @@ANIMAL@@ right there in public! It was a little bit frightening. The government ought to ban teaching that sort of thing, and shut down all the Bojos or Hojos or whatever they’re called.”

2/ “Ahh, so a few young whippersnappers got a bit too lively,” comments @@CAPITAL@@’s gruff and aging police chief. “What’s needed isn’t trying to stop folks from learning how to fight, because they’ll always be doing that whether they call it Kung-Fu or Kung Pao or just plain old brawling. What’s needed is more police on the beat with better funding for our own training and gear. To keep the peace, of course.”

3/ “If this humble one, whose name is Master Po, might be heard?” suggests a passer-by with a long white beard that touches the ground, speaking to a broadcasting reporter. “The true problem is not that so many people are learning these arts, grasshopper. It is that unfortunately too many of their teachers have been focusing solely on the arts’ physical aspects without also instructing their pupils in the underlying philosophical principles that would lead those people away from welcoming violent confrontation. I suggest making the teachings of the Seven Sages of Old a core part of this country’s education system - not just for those who would then learn to fight, but for everybody who would learn anything. This is the wisest answer available.”

Issue by [nation]Bears Armed[nation]
Edited by Nation of Quebec
(Entered use 21st January 2019)


The speaker in option 1 is probably @@RANDOMNAME@@.

The 'effect' line for option 3 is "the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought".
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Ex-Nation

Postby Fracky » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:29 am

1150: Back Lash Backlash

The progressive nation of Skandilund is threatening to place trade sanctions on your nation due to their strong stance against interrogative torture.


“It’s nothing against you, Leader. It’s just that we don’t want our nation to be associated with... well, torture,” shivers Mia Blondin de Root, a prim and proper diplomat from Skandilund, glancing suspiciously at the red marks on the hands of one of your aides who scalded themselves on a hot coffee pot. “You understand, don’t you? We trade with you, and we look like we’re endorsing your actions. Of course, if you considered abolishing these medieval practices, then I’m sure we could set this matter aside and even encourage our allies to trade with you.”


“Ouch, sly - that’s an ultimatum,” your aide whispers, as the Skandilunder leaves. “If they’re too soft and touchy to be associated with us, then we should forget about them. Maybe we push for trading more with morally flexible nations like Maxtopia? At least they’re not snobs, like these preachy liberal forest hippies.”


“We could just pretend to end and renounce torture!” exclaims your Minister of Creatively Augmented Interrogations. “All we need to do is hide our activities in an island detention camp somewhere off the coast, torture and interrogate prisoners for answers, and make sure to kill them when we’re done with them! Win-win! We get to trade with everyone, and as long as we keep up with plausible deniability, everyone can look the other way.”


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Postby Jutsa » Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:15 am

Ayyy <3

I've got a lot of issues to add to my list. :rofl:

Been busy for a fair while now, and I think today's the day to do it. :)
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:19 pm

Mega-Update incomiiing!!!!! *hides in bunker*

@1149:
Holy crap xD
Another excellent issue, Chan. :)
Thank you Aramanchovia and Darmen for the reports; I laughed several times reading this in disbelief, particularly at options 1 and 2!
Added Bigtopia to my list of NPC nations.


@1121.4:
Huh. Maybe it has to do more with whether @@FAITH@@ is unlocked. After all, you don't have that, Fauxia. :3


@1147.4:
OK what the heck is the validity on this thing...
It's obviously not "must have prisons" or "must have courts"...
was it just accidentally not reported with the fourth option the first time round?
If not... er, Trot? Got any ideas? Or an editor maybe...? :blush:
Gonna add this on NSI if it's not there already.


@858.4:
Nice, a text change. Crossing that off my list, thanks guys. Updating on NSI later too.


@1132:
lmao I said I'd get to this 12 days ago >.>
This was a massive change to when it was first submitted; guess that's why it took a little while. :)
The new option 3 is so brutal. ,_,
Thank you for the report, Aenglaland!


@1144:
I love it. Congratulations, Fardhin, and Altmer; a wonderful issue. :)
Thanks for the report, Ducktrap!
"I really gotta update this list" ~me a dozen days and a dozen issues ago
*notices every name is fixed* yeah kinda assumed that if I may be honest, but thanks for confirming it ,_,


@1079:
Woah... I don't think that one was even on my list ,_,
Gonna have to update NSI with that one, I think. Thanks, Trot. Also fixed Alex and Bart in option 3. :3
Still love that discussion between FJS and BA.


@1023.4:
Woohoo! We're on our way! Thanks again, Aramanchovia...? Idk what to call you, sorry. >_>
Guess this is the month of finding the options for nations with no contraceptives. Note to self: add to NSI :v


@1142.2:
Speaking of no contraceptives! Except, I already added that. Go figure!
I'ma just put (NSI) from now on to let me know to update that. >.>


22nd: "Going to try again to update my list" HA!

@1151:
Yay! Fuf's back! Also, Bob Lawson has to be nonrandom. Nice to see an issue surrounding the ToY!
(If you couldn't tell I'm not using emojis because I'd have hit ten by the time I got to issue 1144.)
This's reminded me, I absolutely must separate ToY from OoV. >.> (updated list)
Thanks for the report, Trot! I love this issue; we finally get to see the Pizza Cult again, and see some of the culture of the Tranquility of Yellow. :)
... Holy Crustiness of Pizza Margharitta xD
Thanks for confirming option 4's restricted, Valentine. I think it's capitalist-only.


@1153:
Woo, thanks Gandoor! Congratulations on yet another successful authorship, Candensia; and a good one at that!
And yay, Kawandaland~ Still no new revelations of it, as expected. xD
Also holy crap, the organ harvesting cult strikes again! (also thanks for confirming my suspicion, Nation Tracker)


@1154:
“What is it about these debates that always attracts crazy extremists?” HA!
Thanks for the reports, Valentine and Candy; pieced together that Mike Shatner's fixed. Also, Maxhoover? xD
"unmentionables in a twist" fff.... flashbacks of my wood issue! :rofl:
Added Brancaland to the list of nations. Nice issue.


@875:
Thank you, Aramanchovia; adding and fixing, hopefully on NSI later too. Gotta update my list with that 'un as well.

@914.7:
OK and this lol, thanks again!
... omg! IT'S THIS ONE! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! :hug:


@1157:
Moltevino? Woah o.o Never really saw Romeo and Juliette so I imagine this is a reference. Surprised it wasn't Moltovea!
... Coxcomb.
Yeah... good issue xD
Adding Moltevino and info about Marche Noire to the list. Note: Option 3 exists, for nations that have banned wine. I'd be shocked if that were removed since drafting.
Thanks for the report, Sougra!


@1155:
...
what... can I say? xD
Really, really good issue though. Congrats, Verdant, and thanks for the report, once again, Trot.


@1156:
This one was a cute and sad one. I received it myself, and... yeah. Thank for adding another issue about pets, CWA. :)
*looks at report* wait... I didn't get that third option. O_O Thank you for the report, Candy! Looks like option 3's for capitalist, non-vegetarian nations...
AGH THAT'S SO CRUEL! Also Trot said socialism prevents the entire issue... ok yeah, I see it now. thanks.


@1157.3:
Ayy thanks Divine Cervine lol


@1158:
Thank you both for the report, though Aussie's didn't have those buggy &something things. :P
Absolutely love it. Sexism against men, yet option 3 still finds a way. Awesome, I love the issue. :3


@1152:
Yeah, this is another awesome issue xD
Here's a question I've got though; is it Drunken @@ANIMAL@@ or drunken @@ANIMAPLURAL@@? >.>


@1150:
And finally we have mine. xD
Thanks for the report, again, Aramanchovia. 'Twas a fun one to write. :)


And that's up-to-speed. I hope. Will do NSI some other time; I need a break ,_,
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:20 pm

Oh yeah, quick note: Mia Blondin de Root was CWA's idea. :rofl:
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Postby Trotterdam » Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:01 pm

Trotterdam wrote:Since option 4 mentions a pizzeria "owner", I suspect a socialist variant, but have not seen it. My trawler has confirmed that the option or a variant can be selected on socialist nations, in any case. (In fact, so far, it has only been seen on a single nation, which was socialist.)
The Free Joy State wrote:I confirm #1151 has four options.
Valentine Z wrote:I'm not sure if this will be useful information, but for that issue, I have no Option 4.

[...]

So, validity seems to be on an existent Pizza Industry? I have none. :P
Update on this: I checked my database again, and while option 4 was 100% definitely available to socialist nations at one point, the last such sighting was on 2019-01-23 02:47 GMT, after my post (2019-01-22 21:48 GMT) but before Joy's (2019-01-23 04:26 GMT). This is consistent with the interpretation that it was originally available to socialist nations and was selected by them multiple times, but was then fixed as a result of my bringing the editors' attention to their oversight. In which case, oh, you're welcome.

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Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby Luna Amore » Wed Jan 30, 2019 5:38 pm

Trotterdam wrote:In which case, oh, you're welcome.

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Postby Sanctaria » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:56 pm

Thanks so much Jutsa for maintaining this thread. It's such a helpful resource for all who frequent Got Issues? - editors and non-editors alike.

I realise you don't do this for the thanks, you do this for genuine love, and I just felt that your lowkey, but vital, efforts in the GI community shouldn't go unnoticed. You rarely get thanked, and that should change!

So if you're ever feeling unmotivated about upkeeping this thread, don't forget - everyone of us appreciates the job you do.

So, again, Thanks! :bow: :bow:
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:05 pm

Awh, Sanct... that's one of the sweetest things I think I've read. :blush:

Thank you for the thank you. Indeed, though I'm not always able, or even in the mood, to keep this list in check,
I assure you, as a whole, it is my pleasure to do this. ·^₋^·

... and looking at that emoticon, it looks a bit like a very derpy cat face, but I assure you the "ears" are supposed to be the eyes. ,_,
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Postby Candensia » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:48 pm

Yeah Jutsa, your work here is extremely valuable. So valuable in fact, I think someone should get to work on a WA commendation so you might be recognized. :bow:

Oh wait...
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Postby Jutsa » Wed Jan 30, 2019 8:15 pm

:rofl:

Thanks again, Candensia. It never goes unappreciated. :)
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Postby Aramanchovia » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:36 am

Jutsa wrote:
@1023.4:
Woohoo! We're on our way! Thanks again, Aramanchovia...? Idk what to call you, sorry. >_>


I'm happy with Aram if you feel like shortening it, that is what most people shorten it to anyway :) Aramanchovia is fine though, but much longer.

I'd like to also add my thanks for maintaining this list - you do a great job and I'm sure there's a lot of people that appreciate it. I'm happy to keep trying to track down any more missing issues/options for you, I generally answer issues with around 25 puppets on most days (when I get time), so I usually get more chances than most people to find some of these. Still, even with all those puppets, there's some issues I still haven't managed to get though (I don't think I have seen the CAPITALgate chain yet for example).

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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Bears Armed » Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:46 am

Jutsa wrote:[box]@1152:
Yeah, this is another awesome issue xD
Here's a question I've got though; is it Drunken @@ANIMAL@@ or drunken @@ANIMAPLURAL@@? >.>

Should be Drunken @@ANIMAL@@, singular, I think. Capital 'D' because that's the start of the pose's name.
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Postby Sacara » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:30 pm

#1160: Milking It [Frieden-und Freudenland; ed:Candlewhisper Archive]

The Issue
@@DEMONYMADJETIVE@@ consumers have seen the prices of dairy products continue to skyrocket, seemingly without reason. However, a recent exposé by an investigative journalist has finally shed light on this situation: the three largest dairy producers in @@NAME@@ have conspired to fix prices.

The Debate
1. “Shame! Shame! Down with the cartels!” chants Yolanda Brown, an angry protestor, ringing a cow bell in sync with her slogans. “We’ve had to pay exorbitant prices for basic dairy foodstuffs, all because a bunch of industry fat cats decided they wanted to rip us off! You should immediately implement strict antitrust laws across all industries to prevent such collusions, and make these price-fixers pay a sizeable deterrent fine.”

2. “What? Holy cow! We were just trying to, uh, help our farmers!” exclaims Curd Holstein, CEO of MooMoo Pure Dairy. “Supermarket price wars were driving milk rates so low that dairy farmers were running at a loss, and struggling to make ends meet. Our noble goal was to improve their lot by increasing the prices, but nobody appreciates us! You should support and congratulate us, @@LEADER@@, as well as provide subsidies to the dairy industry.”

3. “It’s a shame that we have to pay for basic commodities like this,” muses embittered socialist Daisy Hayes. “Look, imagine you have two cows and... no, wait, that doesn’t work. What I mean to say is that the government should pay producers a fixed tariff, and then supply a milk ration directly to the people. That will prevent greedy businesspeople from endangering people’s health for profit, and ensure that nobody will go to bed hungry!”

I checked the original draft thread before I posted this as I remember helping out on it, and I'm confident that the speakers in option one and three are random, but I left them in just in case. However, I also know for a fact that the speaker in option two is fixed, as it was exactly as it appears on the draft. Also, we've seen a few FuF issues lately. :)
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Postby Jutsa » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:54 pm

Indeed we have. In fact, we've seen a lot of new issues period, lately. :)

Glad to see an issue on oligopoly in the game. I tried once, myself, but... wellh, lets just say it didn't make the cut. :P
ed: also, crossing that off my list of ideas. ;)
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Postby Trotterdam » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:47 pm

Jutsa wrote:Indeed we have. In fact, we've seen a lot of new issues period, lately. :)
That's far from all of them. It looks like there's still 3 new ones in the pipeline.

Also don't forget that we still need #1124. It's a followup to #363 5, in case you forgot.

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Postby Jutsa » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:57 pm

And 998, and 1112, and 1136. :rofl:
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Trotterdam
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Trotterdam » Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:11 pm

Well, #998 and #1112 aren't chain issues, just ones with obscure validities (McCarthyism and drugging your water supply, respectively - probably, at least, it's hard to tell for sure because those aren't policy page policies). I'm going to set some checks for #1136 to see if I can find anything out.

EDIT: Or is it? I've said so before, but I can't find the evidence I was basing that on now.

EDIT 2: Ah, the drugs one was actually #1109, it's already been reported. I have no clue what #1112 might be, then.
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Jutsa
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Capitalizt

Postby Jutsa » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:23 pm

Oyah, sorry 'bout that Trot; that drug one was mine. Probably should've known that's what you were looking at... eheh <:)
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Trotterdam
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Postby Trotterdam » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:57 pm

Trotterdam wrote:I'm going to set some checks for #1136 to see if I can find anything out.
Update: #1136 might be a followup to #214 1. Currently supported by only two data points, but I'll let you know if I see any counter-evidence.
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Chads United
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Chads United » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:09 am

Issue #1162: She’s Always a Woman to Me [Author: The Design of The Marsupial Illuminati; Editor: Gnejs]
The Issue

Your Minister for Anti-Homosexuality, Willy Joel, was recently arrested for sleeping with a transwoman who possessed male genitals. Homosexuality is illegal in @@NAME@@, but many around you are unsure if his actions count as breaking the law. In chains and on his knees, the fallen minister waits for you to decide his fate.

The Debate

Option 1: “Oh @@LEADER@@, thank you for allowing me this audience!” cries the relieved Willy. “You know that I fully support the homosexuality ban. I am straight, and I’m not at all attracted to men. My lover is not a man. She’s a woman, and what I was doing with her was completely legal. She just so happens to still have a penis, that’s all. Please, release both of us and I’ll work hard to take down all the hidden homosexuals in this nation.”

Option 2: “Either way, he is still a deviant pervert,” contends the bearded Acting Minister for Anti-Homosexuality. “We must clarify that our laws cover this sort of abhorrent behavior; a penis is not a technicality! Although I’m sure our friend here has been enjoying his time in chains, I say we make an example out of this debauchee and hang both him and his plaything.”

Option 3: “Just because a person is trapped in the body of the opposite sex, doesn’t mean they should automatically be perceived as gay,” asserts the limp-wristed Sub-Minister for Anti-Homosexuality. “They’re actually attracted to their opposite sex; they just happen to be that sex at the same time... involuntarily. It can be confusing, I’ll grant you that. To avoid further muddle, I propose the government provide funds for all transsexual individuals to undergo mandatory sex reassignment surgery.”

Option 4: “Or...” shouts your resident poet Bongani Yossef, followed by an overly long pause for dramatic effect. “You step out of the shadowlands, shift course and sail the ship of @@NAME@@ on great winds bearing perfume and warmth, towards a shore where love is love and to love is never a crime.” Looking at the blank faces of your ministers, he sighs and turns to you. “You know, just legalize it, man.”

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Chads United
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Chads United » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:19 am

Also I'm not sure if this is the right place to bring this up, Trotterdam, but the wiki entry for Issue #865 does not specify that option 3 requires that the nation holds democratic elections. Despite how obvious it may seem based on the text of the option, I think it's probably still a good idea to indicate that this is the case. Also not sure that you keep the wiki updated still, but I assumed that you do.

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Anarchy

Postby Candlewhisper Archive » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:54 am

Jutsa wrote:Awh, Sanct... that's one of the sweetest things I think I've read. :blush:

Thank you for the thank you. Indeed, though I'm not always able, or even in the mood, to keep this list in check,
I assure you, as a whole, it is my pleasure to do this. ·^₋^·

... and looking at that emoticon, it looks a bit like a very derpy cat face, but I assure you the "ears" are supposed to be the eyes. ,_,


Man, now you'll be expecting a payrise. All that time spent negging Jutsa wasted, cheers Sanc.

Fine, I'm giving Jutsa a 2.25% payrise to his Got Issues salary backdated to the start of last year. Hell, I'll even pay for it from my own pocket. Yeesh!
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