Trotterdam wrote:Please stay on the lookout for multiple versions of #636's last option.
“Kids these days, they’re geni.. geniei... uh... geniuses!” exclaims Harry Silk, your Minister of Solutions. “This is the best idea we’ve had in a while! There’s always demagogues, rebels and dissenters we need to put down. With your permission, perhaps we can put these children to work in slandering them. It’s a subtler approach than a bullet to the head, killing the credibility of their ideas. The kids can, as they say, ‘roast’ the dissenters, and make you look great in comparison!”