Draft 3
Title: Quorum Quandary
Validity: chose option 3/4 in #1784
Description:
After corporations were allowed to stand for public office, the results of a series of byelections have revealed big business to be a more competitive power than established parties. However, due to mandatory recusals for conflicts of interest, industrial relations legislation has shut out their representatives from debate. With polling showing a potential corporate majority if a full election were held today, leading to current workplace legislation being set in stone due to a legal quorum not being possible, company representatives have come to your board room to pitch their proposals for a solution.
Option 1:
“What a mess! Workplace legislation is hopelessly inefficient and we can’t even fix it!” Complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the public legislative officer of Abjad Inc, half buried under reams of legislative protocols being held together with red binding. “We had these noble ideas of change and shaking up the system with some efficient corporate ethos, but there’s layer after layer of bureaucracy that we can’t legally touch! It was so much easier back when all we had to do was pay a lobbyist and things at least got done eventually. This was an unnecessary distraction, businesses should get back to the business of business.”
Effect:
corporations outsource legislators in favour of lobbyists
Option 2:
“We’ve come this far, now it’s time that we fix this recusal problem, regulations be damned.” Polemicizes @@RANDOMNAME@@, the public legislative officer of Z Corp, using a staple remover to free @@HIS@@ colleague. “Out with the book, corporations were elected and have a mandate for change, recusals silence the democratic will of the people. There's no need to micromanage potential conflicts of interest, @@NAME@@ should be a free marketplace of ideas. Election results are all that matters and we're here to stay!"
Effect:
corporations lower their tax rates and approve hostile takeovers of competitors
Option 3:
"We've identified an opportunity for collaborative optimisation in this framework." Offers @@RANDOMNAME@@, the public legislative officer of @@INITIAL@@MBC, with a slight Maxtopian accent. "Let's pivot the strategy for an efficiency boost. Removing the overheads of corporations being elected directly and instead of an election model where solely median demographic stakeholders can leverage franchisement, we should empower incorporated citizens to have suffrage in key districts of corporate residence. This removes the regulatory friction of the current circumstances in favour of greater operational agility and improved public-private partnership.
Effect:
even fewer people can understand Government press releases



