[title] Oaths of Office
[desc] After the latest legislative session was dominated by Members of Parliament flinging around seven accusations of lying, three allegations of light treason, forty-two utterances of profanities and a comparison between you and "The Butcher of Bigtopia" Lee Terallihitlah, prudes across the nation have united to demand the return of civility to legislative debates.
[validity] has political freedom, has a legislature, moderate rudeness
[option] "Order! Order!" bellows John Werepig, your Minister of Promoting Good Manners. "Our once esteemed legislature has become a complete joke. The constant attacks on others' characters and usage of such vulgar language are completely unacceptable! Respect and civility must be restored before this circus gets even more out of hand. We need to establish a code of conduct and a list of prohibited words which constitute "unparliamentary language", and to censure anyone who breaches these rules."
[effect] legislators can only respond to alternative facts with alternative compliments
[option] "All I said was the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!" protests @@RANDOMNAME@@, an MP who recently described an opposing MP as acting like an "agent of Blackacre". "Politicians need to be held accountable and the best way to do that is to get straight to the point. My incendiary language is effective in getting my message across, and I shouldn't be censored just because some snowflakes can't handle the heat. The right of us MPs to say whatever we want in parliament should be protected, no matter what!"
[effect] parliamentary debate transcripts can only be published in adult magazines
[option] "If people want to be civil, you won't need to intimidate them into being silent" sighs peace activist and amateur ukulelist @@RANDOMNAME@@ as @@HE@@ attempts to get the two previous speakers to sing Kumbaya with @@HIM@@. "Our politics have all shifted to the extremes, and people are just spitting venom at their political opponents while forgetting about what's really important - doing what's best for our fellow @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@. If we start a campaign to remind everyone that deep down inside our biggest political rival is just another person, all of this negativity and political polarisation will finally cease. Let's make more peace and less laws, y'all."
[effect] the government is in a permanent gridlock after everyone decided to 'agree to disagree'