prank MANESS (issue idea)

[Samitor]

the issue
countless pranks have been harassing countless people and
stores.
(i think it would be an interesting idea to see other nations option for the

option 1
i can't stand thesis kids anymore says @@random name@@ i was having a bad day so i tried to have a walk it was calm and peacefull until SPLAT
a bucket of syrup fell on me! ya know whats worse IT WAS MY NEW CLOTHS these kids are a absolute monster and i know there doing it to get. umm
views? views right anyway i say we ban that and peace can FINALLY RETURN

option 2
NOOOOO screams @@random name@@ anything but that look i know that its bad my wife had pdhd after a kid dressd serial killer came in and kill all of our cereal but perhaps we just need them to work make them feel what i'ts like that would do.
invalid if the nation had child labour

option 3
now than wont do i say we simply put them in prison that way they would learn they lesson and understand it not funny maybe a week or 2

pease let me know if threres any issue with the thing and if you like you can add you'r own option to this issue go ahead

[Factorio Inc]

I think the issue it self needs more work and i think hthere is one issue a bit simialr to this allready

[Vikatari]

i like the premise so i decided to try and rewrite it

the issue
Pranksters have targeted countless people and stores across @@name@@
(i think it would be an interesting idea to see other nations option for the

option 1
"I can't stand these kids anymore!" says @@random name @@, covered in syrup. "I was having a bad day, so I went on a walk. All was calm and peaceful, until, SPLAT! A bucket of syrup fell on me! The worst part is they ruined my brand new clothes." they say, wringing syrup out of their socks. "These kids are absolute monsters, and for what, views on their prank video? The police need to step up and crack down on these hooligans!"

effect: prank calls are handled by SWAT

option 2
A well dressed man approaches you, "Hello esteemed @@leader@@, may i interest you in a more, efficient, solution?". he takes out a card for a troubled teen camp. "We can straighten the youth of @@name@@ out, and put them to work! It's the perfect solution, maybe the last solution."

effect: summer camps are surrounded by barbed wire and guard towers

option 3
"yoooo dude" approaches your nephew, hiding a sticky bucket behind his back, "why don't you just, leave us be. let us be kids man' he says in a deadpan voice

effect: the official motto of @@capital@@ Police Department is "leave them kids alone"

[The German Crown]

add a 4th one that is like "if you cant beat them join em"
This will destroy your law enforcement spending and make your crime go way up

[Tinhampton]

Issues #543 "Flash, Aaaaaargh!" and #1,409 "Happy Pranksgiving!" are relevant to you.

[Samitor]

Issues #543 "Flash, Aaaaaargh!" and #1,409 "Happy Pranksgiving!" are relevant to you.

dang it