[title] Drive-By Revolution
[desc] It has been revealed that the international human rights organisation "Get Flashed!" has been smuggling flash drives containing propaganda against your regime into @@NAME@@.
[validity] low civil and political rights, restricted or no Internet, has computers
[option] "These flash drives are nothing but baseless lies attempting to erode trust in our leadership" scoffs Police Commissioner @@RANDOMNAME@@ as he twirls a thick truncheon around his finger. "We must stop them before they brainwash any of our citizens and stoke up riots and violence. Banish flash drives, DVDs and other devices made to store and share digital data from our nation by confiscating and incinerating them, and severely punish anyone who flouts these rules."
[effect] burning DVDs has a whole new meaning
[option] "Please, @@LEADER@@, let us keep our drives!" begs local film buff @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Look, not all of us are interested in starting a revolution. Most of us are just interested in films and music, and without the Internet these physical copies of media are all we have. But since these devices are so expensive, people have been resorting to getting them off the black market, leading to all this nasty anti-government stuff being spread. Maybe if the government directly provided us with these drives and their content, we can view more approved wholesome content and less instructions on how to start an uprising. It's truly the best of both worlds!"
[effect] the revolution won't be televised but will be available on DVD
[option] "We should be talking about the root cause of the problem: smugglers!" moans your Chief of Border Protection @@RANDOMNAME@@. "No matter what we try to make illegal, smugglers are still going to do it. That's, like, their whole job. Give my department the funds needed to infiltrate these smuggler rings and shut down their operations. If we're lucky, they could even lead us to these irritating "Get Flashed!" lunatics! I've got a couple of spots in my 'detention camps' reserved just for them."
[effect] it's more dangerous to sneak a flash drive into the country than a brick of cocaine
[option] "Meddling, lily-livered liberal scum!" bellows your hot-tempered brother as he watches a "Get Flashed!" film. "Couldn't they have chosen a better looking actor to portray me? Uh, I mean these foreign propagandists are seeking to undermine our stable leadership and it's unacceptable! Well, it's about time we fought fire with fire. Assemble a group of @@DEMONYMADJ@@ operatives with exclusive access to the internet to spread disinformation about our enemies. If they want an information war, they can get it."
[effect] internet forums are filled with @@DEMONYMADJ@@ operatives and foreign agents trying to out-lie each other