[title] Circling the Brain Drain
[description] A meeting with the nation's top medical research department had to be cancelled after you were the only person to show up. As it turns out, the entirety of the department had resigned from their posts to take up high-paying jobs in countries such as the United Federation.
[validity] allows emigration, low income, low development(?)
[option] "@@NAME@@ is suffering from a shortage of educated professionals across the board," sighs your Minister of Manpower, as he takes a seat next to you in the empty conference room. "This exodus of professionals has led to nightmarish understaffed hospitals and local industry grinding to a halt. And who can blame them? They get paid twice as much to do the same job in another country. We must push for greater incentives for these professionals to remain in @@NAME@@ as much as possible, such as housing benefits and higher wages. Of course, you can start by increasing the wages of the brilliant AND loyal mind behind this idea."
[effect] threatening to leave the country is the easiest way to get a pay raise
[option] "Did you know that the salary of a rocket scientist in Bigtopia is roughly equivalent to mine?" exclaims a nearby janitor, with a suspiciously thick Bigtopian accent. "There's no need to keep throwing money at ungrateful brats when you can fight fire with fire. If your country keeps losing its top academics to richer countries, just poach a few from poorer countries to replace them! Establish a programme to recruit foreign educated professionals and make it easier for them to get high-paying jobs here. It's not rocket science!"
[effect] a worrying number of Blackacrean immigrants have taken on roles in the nation's military R/D department
[option] "Even without this migration problem, we still wouldn't have enough graduates to sustain our growing nation," bemoans your Minister of Education, who appears to have taken the other empty seat next to you. "We need to tackle the root cause of this problem - too few people receiving a higher education. Establish more universities across @@NAME@@ and encourage as many people as possible to obtain degrees. Now, about our budget..."
[effect] street sweepers are expected to hold at least one degree before being offered employment
[option] "All of your ideas are rubbish!" scoffs a voice from under the conference room's table. As it turns out, controversial eugenicist and founder of the Scholar's Mate dating service @@RANDOMNAME@@ had been hiding down there the entire time. "We're lacking smart people, so the clear solution is to create more of them. A genius that breeds with a genius will create a genius baby, that's literally basic biology. We need to force the few brainiacs we have left to breed with each other and start families. This way, we can finally safeguard our future generations from further deterioration."
[effect] the smartest students deliberately fail examinations to escape arranged relationships
Hey all, here's an issue I've been working on for the issues contest.
It's a bit rough on the edges and the effect lines could be a little snappier (my weakness!) so any feedback is much appreciated :>