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[title] The cars are back
[desc] With the number of back alley mechanics and other unprofessional car repairs on the rise, pundits are worried about the safety and roadworthiness of cars on the nation's roads
[validity] must allow cars, capitalist
[option] "These back alley mechanics are cutting into my busin..." Complains certified mechanic @@RANDOMNAME@@ "I mean, these back alley mechanics are conducting unsafe repairs! Last night, I saw someone drive out of a "car repair" shop in someone's backyard with blue-tac and super glue on the muffler! That's not safe! We need stricter laws ensuring all car repairs and maintenance are carried out by licenced mechanics, and anyone with a car defect must have it cleared by a licenced mechanic!"
[effect] it’s illegal to conduct an oil change unless you're a licenced mechanic
[option] "What's the problem, coz?" asks Bhuk Ali, the owner of a backyard business "Supreme Car Repairs" "I fix cars good, coz! Don't believe me? Just ask my customers coz! I got like 50 five star reviews!" He hands you a gear box. "See coz? Only the best parts!”
[effect] after petrol duct tape is the second largest expense amongst the nation's motorists
[option] "Well if you ask me, cars shouldn't be allowed to have repairs performed on them in the first place." Suggest heiress @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, who's known for being out of touch with reality. "If you ask me, any time an automobile receives any damage, it should be replaced with a new one. After all, any automobile without the original part is not as safe as those with original parts!"
[effect] a burnt-out tail light bulb is enough to write off a car