[SCRAPPED] Mobile Gambling
Posted: Wed May 25, 2022 6:55 pm
Issue: A mother in @NAME@ was disturbed when she found out that her 12 year old son spent an uncanny amount of @CURRENCYPLURAL@ in exchange for a million "Barrytokens" without her consent. She blames the wildly popular video game Maxxi Brawler known infamously for it's gacha system. It's remains a mystery how she chose to directly address this problem to YOU.
Valid for all nations that do not ban video games
Option 1: "I can't believe what my son did!" exclaims @RANDOMNAME@, the mother of the 12 year old. "I don't even know how he was able to get away with spending real money on these Barry- whatevers without consequence! We need to ban Maxxi Brawler and other pay to win games from children under 18, and treat it like it is. Gambling." She immediately whips out her own phone and plays yet another game of Chocolate Crush.
Fallout: Children look to the black market to find used copies of Maxxi Brawler
Option 2: "The truth is, this crazy parent could have taken basic steps to prevent her son from making in app purchases, and she chose not to," claims online streamer *Random Name.* "If anything, I'm almost glad she lost money. Speaking of money, thank you for all of the donations! I couldn't keep this channel alive without you," he says while gaming and avoiding extra questions. "Seriously though, what I'm saying is, we can't just ban everything that causes any sort of controversy, and that includes online gambling. Maxxi Brawler is also clearly not a pay to win game; it's just that some people, uh, naturally suck at it."
Fallout: Children often (unsuccessfully) explain to their parents that video game characters like Calvary Charles and Bayonet Braxton are worth spending real money on
Option 3: "I don't see a problem with this at all!" claims @RANDOMNAME@, the CEO of Maxxi Brawler. "The new Calvary Charles character has given our studio incredible revenue, and banning in app purchases would ruin our buisiness model. Oh, but the mother can have her cake and eat it too. We are developing advanced technology that hijacks in app purchases from the mother's account to the buyer's, if the user is under 18 of course. Just imagine the looks on these greedy kid's faces when they realize they are the ones who are actually paying for Calvary Charles."
Fallout: Children learn the concept of money in increasingly unorthodox ways.
Option 4: "I have an even better idea!" yells John Xina, who you swear was not invited to the press conference. "Maxxi Brawler's headquarters are in Dàguó so it's clear that we should follow Dàguó's model. Video games are limited to one hour a day, three days a week, Friday through Sunday. Surely @NAME'S@ kids will become model citizens." Right? Anyone...
Fallout: Video games are the poster child of bad Social Credit
Valid for all nations that do not ban video games
Option 1: "I can't believe what my son did!" exclaims @RANDOMNAME@, the mother of the 12 year old. "I don't even know how he was able to get away with spending real money on these Barry- whatevers without consequence! We need to ban Maxxi Brawler and other pay to win games from children under 18, and treat it like it is. Gambling." She immediately whips out her own phone and plays yet another game of Chocolate Crush.
Fallout: Children look to the black market to find used copies of Maxxi Brawler
Option 2: "The truth is, this crazy parent could have taken basic steps to prevent her son from making in app purchases, and she chose not to," claims online streamer *Random Name.* "If anything, I'm almost glad she lost money. Speaking of money, thank you for all of the donations! I couldn't keep this channel alive without you," he says while gaming and avoiding extra questions. "Seriously though, what I'm saying is, we can't just ban everything that causes any sort of controversy, and that includes online gambling. Maxxi Brawler is also clearly not a pay to win game; it's just that some people, uh, naturally suck at it."
Fallout: Children often (unsuccessfully) explain to their parents that video game characters like Calvary Charles and Bayonet Braxton are worth spending real money on
Option 3: "I don't see a problem with this at all!" claims @RANDOMNAME@, the CEO of Maxxi Brawler. "The new Calvary Charles character has given our studio incredible revenue, and banning in app purchases would ruin our buisiness model. Oh, but the mother can have her cake and eat it too. We are developing advanced technology that hijacks in app purchases from the mother's account to the buyer's, if the user is under 18 of course. Just imagine the looks on these greedy kid's faces when they realize they are the ones who are actually paying for Calvary Charles."
Fallout: Children learn the concept of money in increasingly unorthodox ways.
Option 4: "I have an even better idea!" yells John Xina, who you swear was not invited to the press conference. "Maxxi Brawler's headquarters are in Dàguó so it's clear that we should follow Dàguó's model. Video games are limited to one hour a day, three days a week, Friday through Sunday. Surely @NAME'S@ kids will become model citizens." Right? Anyone...
Fallout: Video games are the poster child of bad Social Credit