After an incident in last week’s Formula @@ANIMAL@@ Grand Prix that led to the death of world-renowned driver Barry Air, the tally has been raised to 11 major crashes this season, breaking the previous record by a long shot and leaving only 9 drivers available for next week’s race. The @@DEMONYM@@ Motorsport Committee, under heavy pressure from the public, have asked for the government’s input on the matter.
The Debate:
Option One: “Could a sport be more deadly!?” Screams your minister of health, Caesar Ace, bursting your eardrums in the process. “So many young, innocent souls lose their lives racing these death traps around the same circuit 50 times over. The sport needs more safety regulations in place and I have just the idea!” He exclaims while shoving a 48 page list of potential extreme safety precautions into your hands. “Have a heart @@LEADER@, everything will be so much safer when we impose a 60mph speed limit on all races even if it means losing more than 60% of the sport’s fan base.”
Effect: Formula @@ANIMAL@@ drivers often lose races after being pulled over for speeding.
Option Two: “You can’t simply ruin Formula @@ANIMAL@@ like that!” Objects a representative from the @@DEMONYM@@ Motorsport Committee, Lex Drive, as he sprints full-speed into your office without a care for anyone else. “Formula @@ANIMAL@@ is the peak of entertainment - exhilarating races, fierce rivalries and best of all, insane crashes!. We do understand however that these crashes might not be everyone’s cup of tea, I know that we can make the cars more reliable and durable to prevent further crashes, they’ll be basically indestructible… IF you could perhaps supply us with a sizeable amount of funding.” He stretches his arms outwards to a comical degree before giving you a sheepish smile.
Effect: Formula @@ANIMAL@@ cars can survive being crushed by the ridiculous weight of the entire budget of the sport.
Option Three: “Perhaps I have a slightly cheaper way to solve this dilemma.” Suggests Emma Culat, CEO of shady technology conglomerate Noflaw, as she gestures towards Lex who lets out a huge sigh. “Let my company replace all the weak, fragile drivers with our state-of-the-art artificial intelligence. Every single car will be driven to perfection without any human error to get in the way, not a single mistake will slip through. You have to admit that this is simply the safest way to continue the sport while keeping all the high-speed action.” She smiles ominously before giving Lex a glare. “Just don’t listen to him about how my AI will ruin the essence of the sport, I’m certain the fans won’t get bored watching perfection week in week out.”
Effect: The Formula @@ANIMAL@@ podium has enough room to fit 20 drivers on the top spot.
Option Four: Just as the discussion starts to come to a close and it seems you can finally have a moment of peace, one last person enters your office. “Wait! Why do we even have cars in the first place?” Asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, a concerned parent of one of the drivers who walked @@HIS@@ entire journey here. “Road accidents account for the largest amount of deaths in @@NAME@@ yet we still let people drive. We most abolish cars in order to keep everyone safe, especially my son. How could you not agree with that?” @@HE@@ pleads before starting the long 2 and a half hour long journey back to @@HIS@@ house.
Effect: People often wear pillows on their walk to work to avoid getting hurt incase they bump into someone else.