After your endorsement of dueling to settle disputes, you wake to find a man in a strange combination of medieval armor, modern fencing gear, and modern armor shouting outside your window, challenging you to a duel. The stakes? The leadership of @@NAME@@. Of course, he was apprehended by security soon after issuing the declaration and brought in for questioning.
Invalid for all nations that have banned dueling
Option 1
Tied to a chair, the challenger to your close-to-literal throne, a man by the name of @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, speaks up enthusiastically. “@@LEADER@@, I hereby challenge you for the leadership of @@NAME@@ via a duel to the death! Furthermore, I say that you should decree that any @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ can claim any position through such a duel. En garde!” He lunges at you, but is stopped abruptly by the fact that he is tied to a chair.
CEOs are taking self-defense lessons out of fear of losing both their jobs and their lives
Option 2
Your kindly secretary, who was in the act of bringing you coffee during your challenger’s shpiel, says quietly, “Owh, I don’t think you should do that, @@LEADER@@. Duels are so messy and dangerous! And think of the example you’re setting for the children! You should just get rid of this whole dueling thing, for the good of @@NAME@@.”
Former fencers stare forlornly at their old equipment
Option 3
Your security chief buts in. “Forget dueling! We should be worried about how this wacko got in here in the first place! I have a complete list of how we can improve security, starting with hiring more guards and building better walls. If you fulfill these items, I promise you’ll never have anyone trespassing ever again!”
Protesters and challengers alike are turned away at the capitol’s impregnable gates
