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Defreo Tay Cyangton
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[DRAFT] Will the Real SIM 58009 Please Stand Out?

Postby Defreo Tay Cyangton » Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:26 am

What I really need help with this draft is the fallout of each wrong choice.

Headline: Will the Real SIM 58009 Please Stand Out?

Description: Passing this latest bill into law should have been easy as it is something that benefits any type of rule. Yet, somebody was so afraid of it passing so slip in 138 false bills with the same bill number. Now the real bill must be found on your desk else 1 of the fakes will forever take its place.

Choice 1: SIM 58009 Weapons of mass destruction are forbidden.

Choice 2: SIM 58009 Only state-controlled media is permitted.

Choice 3: SIM 58009 Everything and everybody are allowed to be brought, sold, and/or traded.

Choice 4: SIM 58009 Everybody is to know absolutely nothing.

Choice 5: SIM 58009 Animals may not be kept in confinement.

Choice 6: SIM 58009 All travel must be done by train.

Choice 7: SIM 58009 @@LEADER@@ decides everything.

Choice 8: SIM 58009 All water needs to be of the fizzy syrup variety.

Choice 9: SIM 58009 All surveys need to have a "Don't Give a Damn" box for each question.

Choice 10: SIM 58009 Food must be air dropped in every other nation.

Choice 11: SIM 58009 Pizza must be delivered everywhere.

Choice 12: SIM 58009 The countryside must be as big as possible.

Choice 13: SIM 58009 Kittens are the default lab animal.

Choice 14: SIM 58009 Same-sex relationships are illegal.

Choice 15: SIM 58009 Everybody is to be taught true empathy and true sympathy.

Choice 16: SIM 58009 Every conceptual muscle car gets approved.

Choice 17: SIM 58009 Weapons are to be smuggled from the surrounding nations.

Choice 18: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ needs to have as many out of the way towns and festivals as possible.

Choice 19: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@'s borders must be closed to everybody.

Choice 20: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must beg others in @@REGION@@ for endorsements.

Choice 21: SIM 58009 All solutions must be diplomatic.

Choice 22: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must be committed to free market policies.

Choice 23: SIM 58009 Citizens must acquire a license in order to have children.

Choice 24: SIM 58009 Children are to be left in the wilderness to grow up wild.

Choice 25: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must be powered by nuclear energy.

Choice 26: SIM 58009 Gambling is prohibited.

Choice 27: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must have petting zoos on other planets.

Choice 28: SIM 58009 Taking care of beaches, rainforests, and other environments is required.

Choice 29: SIM 58009 Everybody must be vegetarian.

Choice 30: SIM 58009 All creatures must reproduce as much as possible as often as possible in as many ways as possible.

Choice 31: SIM 58009 All traffic accidents need to be smart phone related.

Choice 32: SIM 58009 The weather must be controlled too always be ideal.

Choice 33: SIM 58009 Poets' works must be checked before being released.

Choice 34: SIM 58009 Only native-born citizens may hold elected office.

Choice 35: SIM 58009 Marriage is prohibited.

Choice 36: SIM 58009 A.I. must run the economy.

Choice 37: SIM 58009 All of @@NAME@@ is a waste dump.

Choice 38: SIM 58009 Everybody gets their own daytime television chat show.

Choice 39: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must be turned into a desert.

Choice 40: SIM 58009 Everything must be blame on animal theme spirit gods.

Choice 41: SIM 58009 Court system must be abolished.

Choice 42: SIM 58009 Citizen DNA must be submitted to the state.

Choice 43: SIM 58009 All crimes are punishable by personality eraser.

Choice 44: SIM 58009 Creatures must eat others of their own kind.

Choice 45: SIM 58009 All cheese must be exported.

Choice 46: SIM 58009 All drug laws are repelled.

Choice 47: SIM 58009 Citizens are not permitted to leave.

Choice 48: SIM 58009 Biological reproduction is prohibited.

Choice 49: SIM 58009 Everybody must be called constantly.

Choice 50: SIM 58009 All money is to be spent on supporting businesses.

Choice 51: SIM 58009 All officials must wear dark suits.

Choice 52: SIM 58009 Government power is substantially delegated to local authorities.

Choice 53: SIM 58009 Law enforcement is to have battle ready star ships.

Choice 54: SIM 58009 Cars must be made of explosive parts.

Choice 55: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must take the average stance that other nations took on every issue.

Choice 56: SIM 58009 Clothes, armor, jewelry, accessories, make-up, and lipstick are forbidden.

Choice 57: SIM 58009 Physical contact sports are prohibited.

Choice 58: SIM 58009 Every place must sell Cheetos and Twinkies.

Choice 59: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ scientists must start a deadly medical pandemic.

Choice 60: SIM 58009 Everything must be as taxed as possible.

Fallout: tax is set to 100%

Choice 61: SIM 58009 All laws should be no longer than 5 pages long, front and back, while at 12-point font in Ariel and in the simplest language of the day and right to the point of the bill.

Fallout: @@LEADER@@ can find the exact needle @@HE@@ is looking for in a stack of identical looking needles

Choice 62: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ practices a feudal system of lords and serfs.

Choice 63: SIM 58009 Alcohol is forbidden.

Choice 64: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must do whatever the citizens belief is the best decision.

Choice 65: SIM 58009 All cheese must be destroyed.

Choice 66: SIM 58009 Citizens must be taught every possible fact.

Choice 67: SIM 58009 Citizens must dress as modestly as possible.

Choice 68: SIM 58009 Everything must be sold door to door.

Choice 69: SIM 58009 Every death that can be prevented must be prevented.

Choice 70: SIM 58009 Public protests are illegal.

Choice 71: SIM 58009 The metric system must be used.

Choice 72: SIM 58009 Household items must be dull, and toys must be soft.

Choice 73: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ stays out of personal business.

Choice 74: SIM 58009 The daily singing of an anthem or reciting of a pledge is compulsory in schools.

Choice 75: SIM 58009 Citizens of the same sex may marry.

Choice 76: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must collect signature artwork of every other nation.

Choice 77: SIM 58009 Citizens may not pierce their bodies nor circumcise their children.

Choice 78: SIM 58009 Citizens have no say in the medical use of their bodies after death.

Choice 79: SIM 58009 Foreigners cannot become residents.

Choice 80: SIM 58009 Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.

Choice 81: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must run a space program.

Choice 82: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ does not hold democratic elections.

Choice 83: SIM 58009 Citizens need to be left with enough money to buy all luxuries after taxation.

Choice 84: SIM 58009 Nothing is allowed to remain in the ground.

Choice 85: SIM 58009 Porn must be shown on television at all times.

Choice 86: SIM 58009 Everybody is to be treated equal.

Choice 87: SIM 58009 Smiles are mantuary.

Choice 88: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ needs to have a diplomat in every other nation.

Choice 89: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ shall forever remain in @@REGION@@.

Choice 90: SIM 58009 All government money must be spent on social welfare.

Choice 91: SIM 58009 Organizations are required to meet demographic quotas.

Choice 92: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must be 1 giant theme park.

Choice 93: SIM 58009 The poor must have as little money as possible while the rich have as much money as possible.

Choice 94: SIM 58009 Citizens need to be alphabetized.

Choice 95: SIM 58009 Citizens may have multiple spouses.

Choice 96: SIM 58009 Marriage is forever.

Choice 97: SIM 58009 Every citizen must be armed with as many weapons as possible.

Choice 98: SIM 58009 The right to public protest is essential.

Choice 99: SIM 58009 People need to be killed as soon as they are declared alive.

Choice 100: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ is ruled by a royal family.

Choice 101: SIM 58009 Elected representatives must leave office after a legally mandated amount of time.

Choice 102: SIM 58009 Everybody is paid the same.

Choice 103: SIM 58009 Everything is allowed to be copied freely.

Choice 104: SIM 58009 Religious worship is prohibited.

Choice 105: SIM 58009 Food is required to be of the highest quality as well as creative and varied.

Choice 106: SIM 58009 People are forbidden from committing adultery.

Choice 107: SIM 58009 Dinosaurs are free to travel the streets of @@NAME@@.

Choice 108: SIM 58009 Computers are banned.

Choice 109: SIM 58009 Nuclear power generation is prohibited.

Choice 110: SIM 58009 All recreational drugs are prohibited.

Choice 111: SIM 58009 Smoking is prohibited, even in private.

Choice 112: SIM 58009 All deals need to be off the book.

Choice 113: SIM 58009 Biggest bribe determines what gets done.

Choice 114: SIM 58009 Media is forbidden if it doesn't conform to the widespread national beliefs.

Choice 115: SIM 58009 Every village, town, and city need at least 1 coffee shop and 1 concert hall.

Choice 116: SIM 58009 Everybody is given all possible fishing tools and the knowledge to use them right.

Choice 117: SIM 58009 Every @@NAME@@ citizen is part of its government.

Choice 118: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@'s overall tax needs to be set to 0%.

Choice 119: SIM 58009 Citizens have total control over the government.

Choice 120: SIM 58009 All cakes must be made with dubious content.

Choice 121: SIM 58009 Citizens are forbidden from owning firearms.

Choice 122: SIM 58009 Citizens are to be administered an under-the-skin ID chip.

Choice 123: SIM 58009 Citizens and tourists need to be as miserable as possible.

Choice 124: SIM 58009 Citizens may not connect to the Internet.

Choice 125: SIM 58009 All citizens must be kept in tiptop shape.

Choice 126: SIM 58009 Hoverboards must be made of explosive parts.

Choice 127: SIM 58009 Artificial beings are legally recognized citizens.

Choice 128: SIM 58009 Roads must have no speed limit.

Choice 129: SIM 58009 All underworld figures are to be invited to @@NAME@@.

Choice 130: SIM 58009 All government money is to be spent on the environment.

Choice 131: SIM 58009 Votes translate linearly to elected representation, with no seats or electoral college.

Choice 132: SIM 58009 Women will receive paid leave from employment for childbirth.

Choice 133: SIM 58009 Parliamentarians are randomly selected.

Choice 134: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must have a defense against every possible attack.

Choice 135: SIM 58009 All laws need to be written in a way to ensure that it is 100% impossible to follow any of them.

Choice 136: SIM 58009 All textbooks need to be overpriced.

Choice 137: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must have a national curfew.

Choice 138: SIM 58009 All money must be digital.

Choice 139: SIM 58009 Jails and prisons are not to be employed.
Last edited by Defreo Tay Cyangton on Sat Jun 03, 2023 7:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Catalonia 2070 RP
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Postby Catalonia 2070 RP » Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:33 am

I thought there was some advice on keeping issues brief, I don't suppose 138 choices is brief

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The dragonian knigths
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Postby The dragonian knigths » Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:34 am

Defreo Tay Cyangton wrote:What I really need help with this draft is the fallout of each wrong choice.

Headline: Will the Real SIM 58009 Please Stand Out?

Description: Passing this latest bill into law should have been easy as it is something that benefits any type of rule. Yet, somebody was so afraid of it passing so slip in 138 false bills with the same bill number. Now the real bill must be found on your desk else 1 of the fakes will forever take its place.

Choice 1: SIM 58009 Weapons of mass destruction are forbidden.

Choice 2: SIM 58009 Only state-controlled media is permitted.

Choice 3: SIM 58009 Everything and everybody are allowed to be brought, sold, and/or traded.

Choice 4: SIM 58009 Everybody is to know absolutely nothing.

Choice 5: SIM 58009 Animals may not be kept in confinement.

Choice 6: SIM 58009 All travel must be done by train.

Choice 7: SIM 58009 @@LEADER@@ decides everything.

Choice 8: SIM 58009 All water needs to be of the fizzy syrup variety.

Choice 9: SIM 58009 All surveys need to have a "Don't Give a Damn" box for each question.

Choice 10: SIM 58009 Food must be air dropped in every other nation.

Choice 11: SIM 58009 Pizza must be delivered everywhere.

Choice 12: SIM 58009 The countryside must be as big as possible.

Choice 13: SIM 58009 Kittens are the default lab animal.

Choice 14: SIM 58009 Same-sex relationships are illegal.

Choice 15: SIM 58009 Everybody is to be taught true empathy and true sympathy.

Choice 16: SIM 58009 Every conceptual muscle car gets approved.

Choice 17: SIM 58009 Weapons are to be smuggled from the surrounding nations.

Choice 18: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ needs to have as many out of the way towns and festivals as possible.

Choice 19: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@'s borders must be closed to everybody.

Choice 20: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must beg others in @@REGION@@ for endorsements.

Choice 21: SIM 58009 All solutions must be diplomatic.

Choice 22: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must be committed to free market policies.

Choice 23: SIM 58009 Citizens must acquire a license in order to have children.

Choice 24: SIM 58009 Children are to be left in the wilderness to grow up wild.

Choice 25: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must be powered by nuclear energy.

Choice 26: SIM 58009 Gambling is prohibited.

Choice 27: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must have petting zoos on other planets.

Choice 28: SIM 58009 Taking care of beaches, rainforests, and other environments is required.

Choice 29: SIM 58009 Everybody must be vegetarian.

Choice 30: SIM 58009 All creatures must reproduce as much as possible as often as possible in as many ways as possible.

Choice 31: SIM 58009 All traffic accidents need to be smart phone related.

Choice 32: SIM 58009 The weather must be controlled too always be ideal.

Choice 33: SIM 58009 Poets' works must be checked before being released.

Choice 34: SIM 58009 Only native-born citizens may hold elected office.

Choice 35: SIM 58009 Marriage is prohibited.

Choice 36: SIM 58009 A.I. must run the economy.

Choice 37: SIM 58009 All of @@NAME@@ is a waste dump.

Choice 38: SIM 58009 Everybody gets their own daytime television chat show.

Choice 39: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must be turned into a desert.

Choice 40: SIM 58009 Everything must be blame on animal theme spirit gods.

Choice 41: SIM 58009 Court system must be abolished.

Choice 42: SIM 58009 Citizen DNA must be submitted to the state.

Choice 43: SIM 58009 All crimes are punishable by personality eraser.

Choice 44: SIM 58009 Creatures must eat others of their own kind.

Choice 45: SIM 58009 All cheese must be exported.

Choice 46: SIM 58009 All drug laws are repelled.

Choice 47: SIM 58009 Citizens are not permitted to leave.

Choice 48: SIM 58009 Biological reproduction is prohibited.

Choice 49: SIM 58009 Everybody must be called constantly.

Choice 50: SIM 58009 All money is to be spent on supporting businesses.

Choice 51: SIM 58009 All officials must wear dark suits.

Choice 52: SIM 58009 Government power is substantially delegated to local authorities.

Choice 53: SIM 58009 Law enforcement is to have battle ready star ships.

Choice 54: SIM 58009 Cars must be made of explosive parts.

Choice 55: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must take the average stance that other nations took on every issue.

Choice 56: SIM 58009 Clothes, armor, jewelry, accessories, make-up, and lipstick are forbidden.

Choice 57: SIM 58009 Physical contact sports are prohibited.

Choice 58: SIM 58009 Every place must sell Cheetos and Twinkies.

Choice 59: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ scientists must start a deadly medical pandemic.

Choice 60: SIM 58009 Everything must be as taxed as possible.

Choice 61: SIM 58009 All laws should be no longer than 5 pages long, front and back, while at 12-point font in Ariel and in the simplest language of the day and right to the point of the bill.

Fallout: @@LEADER@@ can find the exact needle @@HE@@ is looking for in a stack of identical looking needles

Choice 62: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ practices a feudal system of lords and serfs.

Choice 63: SIM 58009 Alcohol is forbidden.

Choice 64: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must do whatever the citizens belief is the best decision.

Choice 65: SIM 58009 All cheese must be destroyed.

Choice 66: SIM 58009 Citizens must be taught every possible fact.

Choice 67: SIM 58009 Citizens must dress as modestly as possible.

Choice 68: SIM 58009 Everything must be sold door to door.

Choice 69: SIM 58009 Every death that can be prevented must be prevented.

Choice 70: SIM 58009 Public protests are illegal.

Choice 71: SIM 58009 The metric system must be used.

Choice 72: SIM 58009 Household items must be dull, and toys must be soft.

Choice 73: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ stays out of personal business.

Choice 74: SIM 58009 The daily singing of an anthem or reciting of a pledge is compulsory in schools.

Choice 75: SIM 58009 Citizens of the same sex may marry.

Choice 76: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must collect signature artwork of every other nation.

Choice 77: SIM 58009 Citizens may not pierce their bodies nor circumcise their children.

Choice 78: SIM 58009 Citizens have no say in the medical use of their bodies after death.

Choice 79: SIM 58009 Foreigners cannot become residents.

Choice 80: SIM 58009 Worship of the official state religion is mandatory.

Choice 81: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must run a space program.

Choice 82: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ does not hold democratic elections.

Choice 83: SIM 58009 Citizens need to be left with enough money to buy all luxuries after taxation.

Choice 84: SIM 58009 Nothing is allowed to remain in the ground.

Choice 85: SIM 58009 Porn must be shown on television at all times.

Choice 86: SIM 58009 Everybody is to be treated equal.

Choice 87: SIM 58009 Smiles are mantuary.

Choice 88: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ needs to have a diplomat in every other nation.

Choice 89: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ shall forever remain in @@REGION@@.

Choice 90: SIM 58009 All government money must be spent on social welfare.

Choice 91: SIM 58009 Organizations are required to meet demographic quotas.

Choice 92: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must be 1 giant theme park.

Choice 93: SIM 58009 The poor must have as little money as possible while the rich have as much money as possible.

Choice 94: SIM 58009 Citizens need to be alphabetized.

Choice 95: SIM 58009 Citizens may have multiple spouses.

Choice 96: SIM 58009 Marriage is forever.

Choice 97: SIM 58009 Every citizen must be armed with as many weapons as possible.

Choice 98: SIM 58009 The right to public protest is essential.

Choice 99: SIM 58009 People need to be killed as soon as they are declared alive.

Choice 100: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ is ruled by a royal family.

Choice 101: SIM 58009 Elected representatives must leave office after a legally mandated amount of time.

Choice 102: SIM 58009 Everybody is paid the same.

Choice 103: SIM 58009 Everything is allowed to be copied freely.

Choice 104: SIM 58009 Religious worship is prohibited.

Choice 105: SIM 58009 Food is required to be of the highest quality as well as creative and varied.

Choice 106: SIM 58009 People are forbidden from committing adultery.

Choice 107: SIM 58009 Dinosaurs are free to travel the streets of @@NAME@@.

Choice 108: SIM 58009 Computers are banned.

Choice 109: SIM 58009 Nuclear power generation is prohibited.

Choice 110: SIM 58009 All recreational drugs are prohibited.

Choice 111: SIM 58009 Smoking is prohibited, even in private.

Choice 112: SIM 58009 All deals need to be off the book.

Choice 113: SIM 58009 Biggest bribe determines what gets done.

Choice 114: SIM 58009 Media is forbidden if it doesn't conform to the widespread national beliefs.

Choice 115: SIM 58009 Every village, town, and city need at least 1 coffee shop and 1 concert hall.

Choice 116: SIM 58009 Everybody is given all possible fishing tools and the knowledge to use them right.

Choice 117: SIM 58009 Every @@NAME@@ citizen is part of its government.

Choice 118: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@'s overall tax needs to be set to 0%.

Choice 119: SIM 58009 Citizens have total control over the government.

Choice 120: SIM 58009 All cakes must be made with dubious content.

Choice 121: SIM 58009 Citizens are forbidden from owning firearms.

Choice 122: SIM 58009 Citizens are to be administered an under-the-skin ID chip.

Choice 123: SIM 58009 Citizens and tourists need to be as miserable as possible.

Choice 124: SIM 58009 Citizens may not connect to the Internet.

Choice 125: SIM 58009 All citizens must be kept in tiptop shape.

Choice 126: SIM 58009 Hoverboards must be made of explosive parts.

Choice 127: SIM 58009 Artificial beings are legally recognized citizens.

Choice 128: SIM 58009 Roads must have no speed limit.

Choice 129: SIM 58009 All underworld figures are to be invited to @@NAME@@.

Choice 130: SIM 58009 All government money is to be spent on the environment.

Choice 131: SIM 58009 Votes translate linearly to elected representation, with no seats or electoral college.

Choice 132: SIM 58009 Women will receive paid leave from employment for childbirth.

Choice 133: SIM 58009 Parliamentarians are randomly selected.

Choice 134: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must have a defense against every possible attack.

Choice 135: SIM 58009 All laws need to be written in a way to ensure that it is 100% impossible to follow any of them.

Choice 136: SIM 58009 All textbooks need to be overpriced.

Choice 137: SIM 58009 @@NAME@@ must have a national curfew.

Choice 138: SIM 58009 All money must be digital.

Choice 139: SIM 58009 Jails and prisons are not to be employed.


I see no wrong choice in there, all are fun epecially the space themed ones
Last edited by The dragonian knigths on Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:35 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Postby The dragonian knigths » Tue Mar 15, 2022 3:36 am

Catalonia 2070 RP wrote:I thought there was some advice on keeping issues brief, I don't suppose 138 choices is brief


I'm pretty sure these are all the bad endings the game allows you to have

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Postby Umbratellus » Tue Mar 15, 2022 8:33 am

This is not how issues work.

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Postby Australian rePublic » Tue Mar 22, 2022 4:54 am

This is too long
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