Recently, The Police Broke Into A Massive Warehouse That Was Full Of Illegal Drugs. Apparently, They Were Giving Them Not Just To Adults, But To Children. The Department Of Human Rights Is Demanding You To Do Something About This.
1. "Why Don't We Just Make Drugs Illegal?" Says A Police Officer Whose Tag Says He Is [randomname] "If You Let Us Lock Up All People Who Have, Make, Or Use Drugs, Everybody Would Stop Using Them. Of Course, You Will Have To Upgrade The Prisons And Pay Us Police More But Just Trust Me. Locking Them Up With Help WIth The Problem." He Grabs A Donut Off The Counter Before He Walks Out of The Room.
Effect: Drug Dealers Are Now Putting Drugs In Donuts Hoping The Policemen Will Eat Them
2. "I Like Those Guys," Says A Child That's Near You. "They Give Me Candies That Really Taste Good." Whatever They Put In Those Candies, Can You Make People Put It In Every Food?
Effect: Candy Sales Have Blown Up In The Past Month
3. [randomname] One Of Your Advisors Walk Into Your Office And Says. "Why Don't We Just Set Up A Program In Where Those Who Are Addicted To Drugs Can Get Help? We Could Do The Same For Alcohol As Well!" Your Financial Advisor [randomane] Who happened to overhear the conversation bursts in and says."It May Cost Us A Bit But I Think That It May Just Work!"
Effect: Rehab Can Fix Everything But A Broken Heart
4. A Drug Dealer Walks Up To You And Says "Why Don't We Make All Drugs Legal, It Would Make Everybody Much Happier." It Wouldnt Be Very Healthy But The People Have The Right To Do As They Please." Says The Drug Dealer As He Reaches Toward Your Pocket.
Effect: The Term; I Have The Right To Do That, Is A Acceptable Term In Court
What Do Yall Think?
