@@DEMONYMPLURALNOUN@@ are starting to notice how bland and downright boring their nation is. Several ministries have solutions, and have sent their Ministers to present them to you.
Invalid for all nations with low averageness
First up is the Minister of Poorly Thought Out Solutions. “@@LEADER@@, I think we’ve all noticed. There’s very little that sets us apart from the other nations in @@REGION@@. My solution is simple. We pass a bunch of new laws that will make us more interesting. I’m talking bans, new felonies, and whole new systems. All you have to do is sign here, and we’ll be interesting again.”
The Anti-Boredom Bill introduces a ban on anything made from @@ANIMAL@@ tongues, makes loitering a felony, and shortens days from 24 hours to 3 hours
The Tourism Minister is next. “Let’s not do anything that drastic. It’s obvious that in order to make @@NAME@@ more exciting, we have to have more exciting things to do. All I need is a few million @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@, and we’ll have the best annual parades the world has ever seen!”
@@DEMONYMPLURALNOUN@@ regularly pass out after 48-hour parades on @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Independence Day
Surprisingly, your Minister of War also has an idea. “Face it. We’re boring. However, unlike these weaklings think, it’s because we’re not at war. My solution is that you declare war on a country—how about…Maxtopia. I had a bad Maxtopian turkey sandwich today—then, trust me, excitement will pick up real fast. Might as well bump up military funding while you’re at it.”
Sovereign nations are invaded “to shake things up”
Finally, your Minister of Stagnation presents his…not really solution. “I don’t see the problem with being the same as everyone else. These young whippersnappers might call us boring, but back in my day, if you were average, that was a compliment. I think we should stay average. It’s not so bad, plus it’s good for foreign relations if we’re not out here doing crazy things.”
@@NAME@@ appeals to other nations by being as boring as possible
