Eligibility: All nations
Another long day at the office passes, and you decide to take a rest on a public bench. You sit down before realizing you have planted your bottom straight on a concrete sphere protruding out of the surface. After questioning the owners, you discover that they are in place to prevent the homeless and the youth from using it. You decide to call your ministers to a meeting to discuss the problem of hostile architecture.
1. "We should subsidize it," says your minister of economics. "Providing this type of infrastructure to deter the homeless will allow law-abiding citizens from resting on the benches, and make are cities look cleaner from those useless hooligans. If they wanted to sleep well they should have worked for it, those lazy druggies." @@HE@@ dumps @@HIS_1@@ leftover coffee on a bench below the government premises.
The nation's homeless decide to sleep on the sidewalk instead of @@NAME@@'s public benches.
2. Your slightly eccentric minster of technology walks in. "Zat doesn't go var enough! Ve must rid the streets of zis menace once and for all! I have developed a machine to make everywhere completely inaccessible to the homeless! Attach it to any bench and it will spray zem with hot water, shine zem with light and even shoot out lasers unless they put a coin in it, so it will even help the government budget! All I need is for you to subsidize my HomelessBGon for every bench in @@NAME@@!! SCIENCE!!"
Automatic heat-sensing robots target youth delinquents with high-powered lasers.
3. "ARE YOU CRAZY?" yells your census worker, rubbing @@HIS@@ paunchy cheeks while patting down the chair suspiciously. "I've walked all day around town trying to explain to all these village idiots what 'tax evasion' is, and the first chance I get to rest at all my flesh gets punctured by one of those balls they weld onto store curbs to keep out the homeless or some reason. I'm saying that we should outlaw this corporate practice and put mattresses on every conceivable outdoor seat, ledge and bench in @@NAME@@! Besides, if normal people are sitting on them, the homeless won't!"
It's really hard to drive on @@NAME@@'s main highways.