Issue Validity:
Not available for nations with legal prisons.
Description:
After your minister of health had her new YUCCI pants soiled because she tripped over a homeless man and his daughter, she has been rattling about how prisons would be great for the nation. Although the reason prisons have become a topic of conversation via that incident is unknown, after giving in to her incessant demands for revisiting one of your nations policies that outlaws’ prisons, several of your most trusted advisors have sat you down in order to discuss and hopefully, lock this issue away forever.
Option:
"THOSE DAMNED HOMLESS PEO- I mean criminals." Violently expresses your minister of health who you nicknamed chatterbox. "Something needs to be done to clean up our streets. We should put those criminals into prisons but force them to do harsh and unsafe labour like mining diamonds or doing farm work. Think about it, we'll have a bunch of legally contracted slaves who actually deserve to be slaves! Reinstate prisons and criminal slavery while you're at it!"
Validity:
Not available for nations with legal slavery policies.
Option:
Sitting across from you with her left leg over the right and glaring at you with an intimidating aura is your minister of national security Jennifer Jill. "Leader, the living expenses of criminals in prison is something that the people would rather not pay and the polls reflect this." She says while sliding over several national polls. "As you can see, 68.99% of citizens would rather pay taxes for hospitals than prisons and as such, in order to properly represent democracy, you MUST keep these prisons outlawed."
Effect:
Hospital budgets and crime rates dramatically increase since criminals are 'not the states problem anymore.'
Validity:
All nations
Option:
"Huh? You want to increase hospital budgets and essentially let our criminals run free?!" Menacingly questions your minister of law and order Supreme Judge. Gudy while somehow smiling at you and staring at Jennifer. "This can't happen. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! While I do agree that hospitals should get a budget increase, I just can't support continuously outlawing prisons. What do you think will happen when criminals are allowed to do whatever they want since the state can't house them? ANARCHY! I propose we reinstate prisons but with tougher regulations as to who is eligible to receiving prison sentences."
Effect:
Sick serial jaywalkers are brutally beaten by the population.
Validity:
All nations.
Option:
"Just kill them all." Bluntly states your MP officer Dwight K. Groot who has just returned from brutally 'disciplining' a child after it 'sullied his shoes with its ice-cream.' "We have no need for prisons if all criminals are instantly executed do we? In fact, why don't we make it into a betting game to see who pleads the loudest before their execution!"
Effect:
The nations citizens gather round the town square every Friday at 6pm for a new gory and bloody betting fad.
Validity:
Not available for nations with gambling outlawed.
Option:
"Objection! Prisons should be outlawed and criminals be put into 'rehabilitation centres' instead." Objects your minister of criminal psychology Edward Patrick III who, to no one's surprise, is grinning manically with flushed cheeks. "These rehabilitation centres will be state funded, be heavily guarded 24/7 and the psychologists will naturally be 'trained professionals' although what their trained in doesn't need to be told to the press. Anyway, imagine the international credit we would get!"
Effect:
Psychiatrists are losing their jobs to trained serial killers.
Validity:
All nations.
