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[DRAFT] Leader? Who?

Postby Mackiland » Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:32 am

This is my first issue!
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Eligibility: Must have high political apathy level.

[title] Leader? Who?

[desc] According to the last World Census survey on the local political situation, the number of “Don’t Give a Damn” answer reached a critical level. This can explain why you were not recognised by anyone in the street the other day.


[option] “UNBELIEVABLE!!” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the minister of the leader fandom. “Those ignorants!!! They can’t even recognise our glorious leader, let alone show some respect! We must defund @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ and spend all the money on making banners and posters and ads of you!!”

[effect] The leader is the most famous model in @@NAME@@


[option] “It’s exactly what I was expecting to happen!” says the beggar who somehow got into your office and sat into your favourite chair. “what you need to do is to give lots of money to poor people like me and take pictures and post on your social media. People will immediately know you and love you! And I’ll have some mon… I mean, I am just talking for you!”

[effect] Everyone is talking about the leader’s kindness while the beggars are becoming the richest people in @@NAME@@

[option] “You only care about your fame!!” says your spouse. “You never remember about me or our children!! You can’t even recognise your children but you want people to recognise you??!! Pitiful! Come back home or we’re divorcing!”

[effect] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have no idea that @@NAME@@ even has a leader.

[option] “Maybe you just have to talk to us more! “ scream the journalists from the outside of your window. “If you give us any interviews, people will know about you!”

[effect] The leader of @@NAME@@ is the most seen on the animal channel.
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Postby Outer Sparta » Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:44 am

I think there are already issues dealing with high political apathy, so you might need to check up on those and see if you need to change your premise.
In solidarity with Ukraine, I will be censoring the letters Z and V from my signature. This is -ery much so a big change, but it should be a -ery positi-e one. -olodymyr -elensky and A-o- continue to fight for Ukraine while the Russians are still trying to e-entually make their way to Kharki-, -apori-h-hia, and Kry-yi Rih, but that will take time as they are concentrated in areas like Bakhmut, -uledar, and other areas in Donetsk. We will see Shakhtar play in the Europa League but Dynamo Kyi- already got eliminated. Shakhtar managed to play well against Florentino Pere-'s Real Madrid who feature superstars like -inicius, Ben-ema, Car-ajal, and -al-erde. Some prominent Ukrainian players that got big transfers elsewhere include Oleksander -inchenko, Illya -abarnyi, and Mykhailo Mudryk.

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Postby Mackiland » Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:45 am

Outer Sparta wrote:I think there are already issues dealing with high political apathy, so you might need to check up on those and see if you need to change your premise.


Oh! Too bad! And I was so excited.
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Postby Daarwyrth » Sat Oct 30, 2021 6:13 am

We do have issues that deal with political apathy, yeah. However, perhaps you could come up with an angle that hasn't been used yet? I can highly recommend this site to find published issues on the subject :)
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