How am I doing?
Eligibility: Must have high political apathy level.
[title] Leader? Who?
[desc] According to the last World Census survey on the local political situation, the number of “Don’t Give a Damn” answer reached a critical level. This can explain why you were not recognised by anyone in the street the other day.
[option] “UNBELIEVABLE!!” says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the minister of the leader fandom. “Those ignorants!!! They can’t even recognise our glorious leader, let alone show some respect! We must defund @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ and spend all the money on making banners and posters and ads of you!!”
[effect] The leader is the most famous model in @@NAME@@
[option] “It’s exactly what I was expecting to happen!” says the beggar who somehow got into your office and sat into your favourite chair. “what you need to do is to give lots of money to poor people like me and take pictures and post on your social media. People will immediately know you and love you! And I’ll have some mon… I mean, I am just talking for you!”
[effect] Everyone is talking about the leader’s kindness while the beggars are becoming the richest people in @@NAME@@
[option] “You only care about your fame!!” says your spouse. “You never remember about me or our children!! You can’t even recognise your children but you want people to recognise you??!! Pitiful! Come back home or we’re divorcing!”
[effect] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have no idea that @@NAME@@ even has a leader.
[option] “Maybe you just have to talk to us more! “ scream the journalists from the outside of your window. “If you give us any interviews, people will know about you!”
[effect] The leader of @@NAME@@ is the most seen on the animal channel.




