[validity] must allow planes
[desc] This week, over 300 people pointed their laser pointers at planes, in an attempt to blind the pilots. This has lead to calls for the technology to be banned
[option] "Last week, I was flying into Greenville when I saw this green light in my eyes!" complains @@RANDOMNAME@@, the pilot who piloted this proposal. "I accidently deployed the oxygen masks instead of the landing gear! It caused a great panic, and I almost missed the runway! The risk of laser strikes is too damned high! Ban all laser pointers by punishment of prison!"
[effect] foreigners are often extradited when their laser beams cross international borders
[option] "But I need a laser pointer for my profession" suggests @@RANDOMNAME@@, an astronomy teacher "How am I supposed to draw attention to Uranus without my laser pointer? I also use them to play with all the stray cats in the park. You can't criminalise lasers just because a few bad apples point them at planes!"
[effect] the nation’s pilots have a 2% chance of seeing the lights on the runway
[option] "These damned bloody planes are the problem!" comments Karen @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, a retiree who lives 20 kilometres away from @@CAPITAL@@ Airport and has come to send in her fifteenth noise complaint about the structure for this week. "They don't only stop us from sleeping in till noon with their bloody "Siooooooo!", but because o'em, I can't point no lights at the sky for no reason! Get rid of those bloody planes!"
[effect] a handful of serial-pests have made it unnecessarily difficult for millions of citizens to travel across the country




