Title: God stands Trial?
Valid for nations with: High religiosity and high cynicism
Issue: After a recent catastrophe, some @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have called for the one who should by all means be responsible for that to be brought before the law and sued for the damages, the God of @@FAITH@@, several petitioners have appeared in your office for that matter.
Option 1: "Of course he should pay!" says known cynic and barrel philosopher @@RANDOMNAME@@ as @@HE@@ makes obscene gestures in direction of the sky. "After all, @@FAITH@@ worships that god that is supposed to be responsible for this, I say, so he should be the one to pay up. Tell those of @@FAITH@@ to call him down or whatever so he can be brought to justice!"
Result: @@FAITH@@'s God is now getting sued all the time.
Option 2: "I can't believe what asinine drivel I'm hearing!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the local representative of @@FAITH@@, who has to be held back by your bodyguards from assaulting the barrel philosopher. "I will not stand for this insult of our Faiths god, no more. I ask you to charge this heretic with blasphemy and ensure that noone will ever suggest something like this again!"
Result: The church of @@FAITH@@ is now above the law.
Option 3: "You know, this got me thinkin'..." says @@RANDOMNAME@@, Mad Scientist extraordinaire. "Why are we even worshippin' this god we have little interaction with when we could build a god that could fix all these problems for us? A God-Machine that will ensure our luck and prosperity... And we can even see it!!! Now imagine how effective that would be the converting the @@REGION@@ to @@FAITH@@!?"
Result: Giant God Robots are the new Meta in Holy Wars.
Option 4: The sentence:"My Colleague here has the right idea, but it sounds a tad drab." comes from famous hedonist and gambling addict @@RANDOMNAME@@ who keeps shuffling a deck of cards. "A giant robot god would be effective, but he likely would be boring as he'd be obsessed with doing things perfectly, and where is the fun in that?" he rises up and lays the deck on the table. "I say we make a new @@FAITH@@ with a new god, with Blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the Faith. And the God. And the hookers."
Result: The Adherents of @@Faith@@ are too busy playing Blackjack to complain about worldly matters.



