A note on the names:
- "Harvey" comes from American self-professed Angel of Death Donald Harvey
- "Shipman" comes, of course, from the infamous Harold Shipman
- "Miyuki" comes from Japanese maternity nurse-cum-serial killer Miyuki Ishikawa
- "Hansson" comes from Swedish geriatric-poisoner Anders Hansson
- "Högel" comes from German serial killer nurse Niels Högel
Title:
Killing with Kindness
The Issue:
With the government deciding that people have the right to end their own lives, medical authorities are in a deadlock about how to dispatch those terminal patients who have chosen to kick the bucket – in as dignified a way as possible, of course.
VALIDITY: Euthanasia
Option 1:
"First, thou shalt not do no harm," snaps distinguished geriatrician Dr Harvey Shipman, gently prodding the abdomen of a rather scared-looking outpatient. "That's what we swore back in medical school. I'd never kill a patient, but… letting nature take its course? That I could get behind. A press of a button here, a flick of a switch there; before you know it, it's so long life support and goodnight grandma."
EFFECT: convalescing patients are serenaded by the gentle sound of beep beep beep beeeeeeeeep
Option 2:
"If you found your grandmother drowning in the bathtub and refused to lift her out, is that any better than pushing her head under the water?" bites back senior pharmacist Dr Miyuki Hansson-Högel as she adjusts another patient’s IV drip without looking. "Sure, we could stop intubating the old biddy and let her slowly choke to death – or we could pump her full of morphine and let her chase the dragon of nirvana into the next life. Screw the Hippocratic oath; let granny go out in style."
EFFECT: medical professionals are the nation's most prolific killers
Option 3:
"What is with these fruit-cakes, and whose bloody grandmother are we talking about?" mutters a well-built orderly, lining up the imaginary sights of his finger gun and targeting the two practitioners. "I say you do it like we did it during my three tours of Althaniq. Two slugs, back of the head. Bam-bam, one-two. Quick, easy, cheap – and minimal mess. That's how I want to bite the dust, anyway."
EFFECT: the raw efficiency of the nation's medical services is world-renowned
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