The Issue: The wealth gaps in @@NATION@@ have led to insufficient funds for welfare, and the nation is protesting.
Option 1: "This is just shocking!" screams human rights activist @@RANDOMNAME@@, barging into your office and slamming the door. "How can @@NATION@@ be so CRUEL. We must give every single one of the @@POPULATION@@ people living in @@NATION@@ a generous amount of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ a month! That way no one will starve. It will also grow the economy and all that good stuff. How to pay for it?" @@SHE@@ asks to no one in particular "We could cut welfare completely!" @@SHE@@ answers herself.
Result: People collect their UBI and go right to earning a lot of @@CURRENCY@@ a second.
Installs policy: UBI
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, one of @@MAJORINDUSTRY@@ biggest businessman's stomps into the office. "Why are we even paying them welfare?! They don't do anything but beg and waste their money on drugs. Send them off to me. I'll pay them 2 @@CURRENCY@@ an ho-I mean 20 @@CURRENCY@@ an hour That way you will actually boost the economy and stop spending so much."
Result: businessmen are being forced to hire the recently homeless.
Option 3: The individual before me was right, but he was too loose" claims @@RANDOMNAME@@, a cheapskate of the highest order and a very wealthy individual." We can't spend money on welfare. Just get rid of all the poor people. Kill them all and there won't be a problem. I and 4 just like me, 5 psychotics, 3 serial killers, and a weird poodle think just like me."
Result: People with under 100000 @@CURRENCY@@ are afraid for their lives.
Option 4: "You are all ignoring the obvious solution" plainly states @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, head of the Department of Welfare, and a known penny-spender. "Just increase welfare's budget and let me hire more people. Problem solved."
Result: welfare is collected by the middle class
Tell me if I wrote something wrong, this is my first time seriously trying to write an issue.



