[title] Salty
[description] The nation of Savoiia, whose currency is salt, is upset with @@NAME@@ after a few of your citizens have been buying salt, purchasing expensive goods with it in Savoiia, and selling it in @@NAME@@ for a massive profit. But there's more - Savoiia has banned emigration.
[validity] has emigration
[option1] "Our Great Parent forbids you and your unholy people from flooding our economy with salt!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Savoiian Ambassador to @@NAME@@, pointing @@HIS@@ finger at you. Do you know how difficult it is to obtain salt using our methods? But They require it, so alas. You must stop this underhanded nonsense! We specifically banned our people from leaving for this reason, and you must respect that!" He waves his hands around menacingly.
[effect1] the salt trade has died again
[option2] "@@LEADER@@, you can't let this happen!" yells the CEO of @@ANIMAL@@ Salt Mining Co. @@RANDOMNAME@@, who appears to have salt peppered around @@HIS@@ face. "This would be detrimental to the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ economy - this business is worth billions! Besides, I could call it a day, and you can have food spoil nationwide." @@HE@@ pours salt from a shaker in @@HIS@@ pocket directly into @@HIS@@ mouth.
[effect2] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ flock to Savoiia every week
[option3] A merchant behind you speaks up. "Wait just a minute here, I like all these customers. Although I agree that salt's becoming less valuable because of this. What we need to do is limit the amount of salt people can carry in. That way, we merchants can start to get competitive again, salt will still have value to it, and business will be good!" They glare across the street at the merchant running the Lorenzo's Lasagna stall.
[effect3] pretzel smuggling was rated among the top 5 highest-earning jobs in @@NAME@@






