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[DRAFT]Gold Medal, Please

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[DRAFT]Gold Medal, Please

Postby United Malay Federation » Mon Aug 09, 2021 2:56 am

TITLE:Gold Medal, Please

ISSUE:The 55th @@REGION@@ Sports League just ended last night. Total medals gained by @@NAME@@? Just a single bronze. Your Minister of Sports and others meet you about how to get a gold medal.

1-"We need more money, @@LEADER@@," the coach of @@NAME@@ athletes, @@RANDOMNAME@@, said. "If we could get a few thousands @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@, we can buy better equipments and upgrade our training facilities."

OUTCOME:@@NAME@@ were now better in sports than ever.

2-"Yes, but I had a better idea," said your Minister of Sports, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "We should held the @@REGION@@ Sports League. Look at Maxtopia. They won a gold medal every time they held it. Who knows we can get a gold medal if we held it?"

OUTCOME:being a host doesn't mean you will win a gold medal.

3-"Actually, we don't win a gold medal because we only sent adult athletes," replied @@RANDOMNAME@@, the chief of the Young Athletes Confederation. "You should increase the budget for sports learning in schools and send some young athletes to the League. I'm sure we'll win a gold medal in no time."

OUTCOME:a six-years-old kid win the first gold for @@NAME@@ in table tennis.

4-After everyone leaves, the fitness coach of the athletes, @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, suddenly showed up. "@@LEADER@@, do you know why Brazilistan athletes were so good? Drugs," he said. "So, I think we should give our athletes drugs. We also could bribe the officials to win. I'm sure no one will know. Remember @@LEADER@@, by hook or by crook."

OUTCOME:most of the athletes were disqualified either because of illegal drug use or bribery.
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Postby Sacara » Mon Aug 09, 2021 6:48 pm

I hate to be Mr. Buzzkill, but we already have an issue that covers giving more funding to a national sports team that just lost, #1041: A Sport Retort. And, actually, a follow-up to that one, #1059: Footing The Bill, where the extra funding didn't improve the team.
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Postby United Malay Federation » Tue Aug 10, 2021 10:10 pm

Sacara wrote:I hate to be Mr. Buzzkill, but we already have an issue that covers giving more funding to a national sports team that just lost, #1041: A Sport Retort. And, actually, a follow-up to that one, #1059: Footing The Bill, where the extra funding didn't improve the team.

Thanks, but I think my draft is a little bit different from the #1041 issue. Two things that's different is the option to send young athletes and to host it.

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Postby Sacara » Wed Aug 11, 2021 4:54 am

United Malay Federation wrote:Thanks, but I think my draft is a little bit different from the #1041 issue. Two things that's different is the option to send young athletes and to host it.
Feel free to hear out the opinion of others, but the premises are basically the same.
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Postby United Malay Federation » Wed Aug 11, 2021 6:36 am

Sacara wrote:
United Malay Federation wrote:Thanks, but I think my draft is a little bit different from the #1041 issue. Two things that's different is the option to send young athletes and to host it.
Feel free to hear out the opinion of others, but the premises are basically the same.
Ok. Do you have any idea about anything that still doesn't already been an issue?
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