IRL 1: In 2018, "when Laura Nuttall was 18, she was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer... [Laura's] family decided to start a bucket list of things to do in 2019. "I took a gap year - a kind of an enforced gap year - and I did wonderful things," Laura says. She travelled - going on safari in South Africa and taking trips to Amsterdam and New York. She monster trucks, drove buses, spent a day with the police, went to football matches, watched beans being made in the Heinz factory and went fishing with Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse. She even got to meet Michelle Obama. "I was kind of doing those just to make a statement that my life would not be limited by having cancer. I'm really glad that we managed to get out and do all the crazy stuff that we did."
IRL 2, about nine months later: "Thousands of comedy fans gave Peter Kay a standing ovation as he made his live return after several years away, with two quickly sold-out charity shows at the Manchester Apollo on Saturday. "I've never in my life had a standing ovation when I came on," he joked. "I'm going to go away for four more years." The Bolton comic was taking part in two Q&A sessions, called Doing it for Laura, at the 3,500 capacity venue. It was to raise money for 20-year-old Laura Nuttall's brain cancer treatment."
[title]Getting Help Request
[desc]@@RANDOMNAME_1@@, a teenager who has a rare terminal cancer, has won hearts and attention across the world - including in @@NAME@@ and @@HIS_1@@ home country of Marche Blanche - after ticking off every item on @@HIS_1@@ bucket list except one: meeting you. Many have suggested that @@HE_1@@ would have completed it by now if not for the fact that foreigners are banned from entering @@NAME@@ under any circumstances, even on compassionate grounds.
[validity]must have No Immigration
[option]"I have always believed that charity begins at home," thunders @@RANDOMNAME_2@@, your Minister for Active Philanthropy. "Between our relations with the Marche Blanchians possibly being stronger than your door and @@NAME@@ being possibly world-renowned for possibly looking after the worst-off in society, I possib... definitely see no reason why we should not let this young @@MAN_1@@ into our country, even if only fleetingly. If the visit becomes popular enough, we could possibly continue to grant compassionate exemptions to our immigration ban on a case-by-case basis. Possibly."
[effect]the queues in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ hospitals have never been more diverse
[flagchange]No Immigration abolished, I guess?
[option]"I have always believed that charity begins at home," responds @@RANDOMNAME_3@@, your Minister for Border Security. "No way are we going to care for thousands of foreigners who want to @@NAME@@, all with similarly suspect backstories, while also providing high-quality services for fully-blooded @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ like me! I'm certain that just sending @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME_1@@ a short video message wishing @@HIM_1@@ well is going to make @@HIM_1@@ just as happy while also respecting our strong immigration laws, even if it isn't quite what @@HE_1@@ was expecting."
[effect]@@LEADER@@'s PR department is the biggest employer in the country
[option]"I have always believed that charity begins at home," states @@RANDOMNAME_4@@, your Sub-Undersecretary for Civil Liberties. "If we allow anybody - and I mean anybody - to enter @@NAME@@ for any reason, we will not only benefit from more government revenue from more workers, but also avoid having to waste it on unnecessary border control schemes. Of course, we might need to spend our money on supporting non-violent crisis response teams instead, but it's for a good cause, no?"
[effect]everybody has a second job as a police officer
[flagchange]No Immigration abolished
