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Naya Insaafistan
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Effect lines of Issue No. 1409

Postby Naya Insaafistan » Thu Jul 01, 2021 3:47 am

hello! i was just wondering whether anyone can verify whether accepting Option 3 of Issue No. 1409 generates the effect line "Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene".

The Issue

The wildly popular HBC (@@NAMEINITIALS@@BC) television series Prankyard Wars has long depicted a lovable team of practical jokers attempting to out-do each other with harmless mischief. However, following a recent dip in ratings, their increasingly elaborate antics led to the accidental incineration of a public park, several houses, and most of the local fire station’s equipment.

Option 1

“It was just a prank, Prime Minister Marcel Fraser!” wails one of the jokers in question, Yuri “Sheep-Butt” Rogers. “You can’t hold us liable for it! We just thought ‘FOOF’ sounded like a funny chemical name... you know, like ‘You got FOOFed!’ How were we supposed to know it makes pretty much everything it touches burst into flames? People need to lighten up and consider our intentions before grabbing their pitchforks!”

Option 2

“Dioxygen difluoride is one of the most dangerous chemicals in existence. We cannot allow this kind of irresponsible behavior!” roars police chief Jane Cash (@@RANDOMNAME@@?), wildly flailing about with her (@@HIS@@?) baton. “They cannot possibly have acquired it without knowing exactly what it does! Let me bring them up on chemical weapons charges, and we’ll see who’s laughing when they get convicted as the terrorists they are. We must have zero tolerance for these so-called ‘pranksters.’”

Option 3

“We all know that the people making the decisions aren’t the screen talent, but the producers!” interjects four-time Golden Sheep (@@ANIMAL@@) winning actor Ming Fils-Aimé, head of the Performers’ Guild. “They control the purse strings, so they are responsible for the content! You should fine them for forcing these poor performers to endanger themselves like that, and maybe toss in some criminal charges to boot. Nobody should have to risk their safety just to get a paycheck.”


Option 4

“Now, let’s sit down and have a nice fireside chat together,” rolls the soothing sentiment of Stephanie May (@@RANDOMNAME@@?), the unusually charismatic head anchor for HBC (@@NAMEINITIALS@@BC) News. “I am certain we can negotiate a settlement that will make all parties happy. If you look the other way on any laws that may have been broken, we can ensure that everything will be rebuilt better than before, and I can toss in some positive coverage of your current legislative efforts.”


EDIT: i managed to confirm myself that that option does in fact generate that effect line. my thanks to whoever manages or used to manage this site: http://www.mwq.dds.nl/ns/results/1409.html
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