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[DRAFT] Dishing Out One Last Time

Postby Daarwyrth » Mon Jun 28, 2021 12:09 pm

[Title] Dishing Out One Last Time

[Validity] Has Capital Punishment, has Capitalism

[Description] The serial killer @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, also known as 'the Bloody Butcher', finally met @@HIS_1@@ end after having been sentenced to death months prior, yet not before being given a supposedly lavish last meal. A day later, that exact dish became the pièce de résistance of an exclusive restaurant called Gauche Debauchery in @@ANIMAL@@ City, with chalkboards outside advertising: "get a taste of what @@HE_1@@ tasted before the end!". Utterly revolted, the loved ones of @@RANDOMNAME_1@@'s victims have gathered in front of the restaurant in protest.

[Option 1] "These pigs have not a shred of humanity left in them!" exclaims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, the daughter of one of the serial killer's victims, while standing outside the restaurant and quickly wiping away a suspicious-looking crumb from the corner of her mouth. "This glorification of heartless monsters has to be put to an end! Vile this fine cesspit-err, I mean, fine this vile cesspit, and anyone or anything that does not condemn criminals like the Devil's Butcher!"

[Effect 1] being friends with a serial jaywalker is a quick path to bankruptcy

[Option 2] "Butcher? Why, you can butcher this meal, like @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ butchered @@HIS_1@@ defenseless targets!" the owner of the restaurant tries to persuade you to come in for the evening. "No? A little too much? Ah, who cares! People love sensation, and we're serving it to them on a silver plate. It's quite the lucrative business too. Why don't you let our chefs in on every last meal of every death row convict, hmm? 'The Thief's Ribs', 'the Fried Arsonist', 'the Butcher's Sausage'... Oh, I'm already salivating, and you'll be too!"

[Effect 2] spaghetti has recently been rebranded as 'Bloodied Entrails'

[Option 3] "And pray tell, why do we waste precious nutritional resources on cogs in the wheel that have gone bad?" notes your eternally frugal Minister of Finance. "Just keep the scrap waste sentenced to death on the bare minimum level of sustenance, just to keep them functioning long enough to last until the final disposal date. Really, you and those frivolous expenses of yours..."

[Effect 3] being on death row is quite slimming
Last edited by Daarwyrth on Mon Jun 28, 2021 1:41 pm, edited 3 times in total.
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Postby Daarwyrth » Mon Jun 28, 2021 12:09 pm

DRAFT 1:
[Title] Dishing Out One Last Time

[Validity] Has Capital Punishment, has Capitalism

[Description] The serial killer @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, also known as 'the Devil's Butcher', has finally met @@HIS_1@@ end after having been sentenced to death months prior, yet not before being given @@HIS_1@@ last meal, which had reportedly been quite the lavish dish. A day later, that exact meal has become the pièce de résistance of the exclusive restaurant called Gauche Debauchery in @@ANIMAL@@ City, stirring up quite the controversy among the loved ones of @@RANDOMNAME_1@@'s victims.

[Option 1] "These pigs have not a shred of humanity left in them!" exclaims @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, the daughter of one of the serial killer's victims, while standing outside the restaurant, and quickly wiping away a suspicious-looking crumb from the corner of her mouth. "This glorification of heartless monsters has to be put to an end! Vile this fine cesspit-err, I mean, fine this vile cesspit, and anyone or anything that does not condemn criminals like the Devil's Butcher!"

[Effect 1] being friends with a serial jaywalker is a quick path to bankruptcy

[Option 2] "Butcher? Why, you can butcher this meal, like @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ butchered @@HIS_1@@ defenseless targets!" the owner of the restaurant tries to persuade you to come in for the evening. "No? A little too much? Ah, who cares! People love sensation, and we're serving it to them on a silver plate. It's quite the lucrative business too. Why don't you let our chefs in on every last meal of every death row convict, hmm? 'The Thief's Ribs', 'the Fried Arsonist', 'the Butcher's Sausage'... Oh, I'm already salivating, and you'll be too!"

[Effect 2] spaghetti has recently been rebranded as 'Bloodied Entrails'

[Option 3] "And pray tell, why do we waste precious nutritional resources on cogs in the wheel that have gone bad?" notes your eternally frugal Minister of Finance. "Just keep the scrap waste sentenced to death on the bare minimum level of sustenance, just to keep them functioning long enough to last until the final disposal date. Really, you and those frivolous expenses of yours..."

[Effect 3] being on death row is quite slimming
Last edited by Daarwyrth on Mon Jun 28, 2021 1:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Trotterdam » Mon Jun 28, 2021 12:57 pm

Seriously, what? Of all the ways people could be accused of glorifying criminals, liking the same food as them does not seem like it would warrant exceptional concern.

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Postby Daarwyrth » Mon Jun 28, 2021 1:33 pm

Trotterdam wrote:Seriously, what? Of all the ways people could be accused of glorifying criminals, liking the same food as them does not seem like it would warrant exceptional concern.

I believe that didn't came through as strong in the premise, but it should be mended in the first draft. It's not people liking the same food as the serial killer, but this restaurant capitalising on his execution, and thus the last meal that he got. In my mind, that does seem like glorifying criminals, and not at all a right thing to do. Hopefully, the notion about the restaurant capitalising on it comes through better in the altered Description.
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Leader: Queen Demi Maria I | Capital: Daarsted | Current year: 2022 CE
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