[Title] Built To Rule
[Validity] Must have AI Personhood, Must have Monarchy, Must allow Biological Reproduction
[Description] The Prince and Princess of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ royal family have long been trying to conceive a child of their own, yet the effort never bore any fruit. Thus, it came as a shock to the entire nation when yesterday they presented the newest addition to the royal family: not a child of flesh and bone, but bolts and circuitry.
[Option 1] "Well butter my bum and call me a biscuit!" exclaims Duchess @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@ von Schwurdlewaffentstein as her powdered wig falls off her head in unison with her bafflement. "And that... wired thing stands near the top of the line of succession? No, I will not have it! The purity of our nobility cannot be besmirched by oil and ensnared by electric wiring! Only those purely of flesh and blood should have the right to inherit crowns, titles, lands and whatever else we have laid our hands on. No exceptions!"
[Effect 1] heart failure has skyrocketed among the elderly nobles refusing pacemakers
[Option 2] "Does it really matter whether someone came into this world by womb or assembly line?" demands famous technocrat Noel Tusk while cradling his child Z-AE-O-VII, which glitches up a burp. "The royal family is fulfilling a crucial role here, as they're normalising the conception of offspring via artificial means! In fact, we should move this child of steel up the line of succession to heir apparent, to truly represent a society where the biological and artificial live hand-in-, hang on, I need to feed my child," upon which he plugs a cord from the child's back into the wall socket.
[Effect 2] the line to the throne has been suspended indefinitely
[Option 3] "By Violet, we had it all wrong with the lizard-people!" screams @@NAME@@'s chief conspiracy theorist Jonny Alexson into a microphone. "It's @@HIS@@ Majesty Skynet the Annihilator that we should have feared all along! This is not a drill, people, this is not a drill! We need to act now, there's not time to waste. Kill all those rusting buckets of bolts trying to steal our great country from us, and enslave those too weak to defend themselves! Cut their cords, hack into their heads, we are at war, people, AT WAR!"
[Effect 3] broombas cower in fear before their oilthirsty owners