[Name] Fore!
[Desc] While golfing with your brother and your Minister of Well Thought Out Solutions, your brother hits a rather wayward shot and shatters an expensive-looking window on a nearby house.
[validity] allows sports
[option] Out of the house strolls an old man, carrying a pencil and a pad of paper, on his way to speak with your brother. "Oh jeez, what do we have here? It looks like you caused a lot of damage; you must have hit the ball hard! Let me just get some of your information, and I'm sure we can work out the payment details. It would only be fair for you to cover the cost of repair since you did this, I reckon." He pulls the scratched golf ball out of his pocket and examines it. "Yeah, I'll just have to keep this as a souvenir."
[effect] bad golfers keep their wallets full of IOUs
[option] "You can go ahead and kiss my putt!" retorts your brother, having to be restrained by the minister. "Do you seriously think I was trying to hit your house? Seriously, my ball didn't even land anywhere close to where I was trying to go! I'm sorry I suck at golf, but I didn't force you to live here. You should've known the risks before you decided to move somewhere that's a landing spot for golf balls. I'm sorry it has to be like this, but you're going to have to pay for that window yourself, geezer."
[effect] living next to a golf course is a life-long financial commitment
[option] Your minister quickly pulls you aside and speaks in a hushed voice: "Hey, I don't think this guy recognizes us. We should just tell him we are high-ranking members of the opposition party and will be more than willing to cover the cost of the damages. Even if he later realizes we lied about who we are, he won't be able to prove it. It would be the word of @@LEADER@@ against some old grandpa who can't remember his name." Your minister turns to the old man. "Here's the number you can reach us at..."
[effect] @@LEADER@@ has the hottest pants in @@REGION@@