[Title] An Explosive Reveal
[Description] After several regrettable incidents in which a gender reveal party used explosives, resulting in shaking houses and wildfires, the debate around accessibility of explosives has, well exploded.
[Option 1] ''You must put a stop to this madness!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a peace and quiet-loving neighbor affected by one of the fires. "What kind of lunatic does this? The obvious solution is to ban all explosives of any kind, except for the military of course".
[Effect 1] Demolition crews work at an astoundingly slow pace
[Option 2] "Hey, you can't just infringe on my rights like that!" shouts Mike Bay, an expecting father who used explosives at a gender reveal party. "I have every right to celebrate the arrival of my son however I darn well want to". "In fact, we should make explosives the norm at all parties, maybe we could even use some military surplus?" he says as he lights a sparkler.
[Effect 2] Rocket-propelled grenades are the new party poppers
[Option 3] "Hold on now, let's not be too hasty here, we shouldn't ban all explosives just because a few nincompoops don't know how much is too much" says your reasonable Minister of Compromises, as he snatches the sparkler out of Mr. Bay's hand. "Instead, just to make sure that no unauthorized people are using pyrotechnics, we cant set up a simple licensing program to insure that no inexperienced idiots use dangerous explosives
[Effect 3] The line to get a pyrotechnics licence is longer than the one to get a driver's license.
[Option 4] "I think the real issue here is how this trend got started" says your Minister of Propaganda. "We just need to fund a nation-wide Public Information Campaign to educate people on less-destructive ways to celebrate, and while we're at it, we can throw in some nationalist propaganda to honor the glory of you, @@LEADER@@!
[Effect 4] Rowdy college parties often feature chants of "Glory to @@LEADER@@!
What do you guys think, any suggestions? This is the 5th draft of this issue, and I've overhauled it quite a bit since the first one.