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Daarwyrth
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[ABANDONED] Ill Informed

Postby Daarwyrth » Sun Apr 18, 2021 4:09 pm

CURRENT DRAFT:
[Title] Ill Informed

[Validity] Chose 950.1

[Description] Calamity! Rodlond - the neighbouring nation that experienced an outbreak of a mysterious, new, and incredibly lethal illness - continues to be ravaged by a horrible epidemic. While your initial decision to bar any of their citizens entry into @@NAME@@ prevented any large outbreaks nationally, the illness still managed to worm its way inside your borders through @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ who were allowed to return. Yet it was not the lack of precautions that the head of Border Security had assured you your returning citizens would take, but rather their complete lack of belief that the illness is real.

[Option 1] "I know what YOU and your CRONIES are up to," declares @@RANDONNAME_1@@ pontifically, while readjusting @@HIS_1@@ tinfoil hat on @@HIS_1@@ sweat-stained, and rather pale forehead. "This is all one giant PLOT to reign in the MASSES, to turn us into TAME, little LAMBS following you, the EVIL shepherd, to the SLAUGHTERHOUSE. The TRUE media in Rodlond have you all figured out, @@LEADER@@, and you won't convince US of your little scheme. We, the WOKE citizens of @@NAME@@, refus-(cough), refuse to believe or- (double cough), or to cooper-(triple cough), as is our right as free citiz-" @@HE_1@@ is interrupted by a violent and bloody coughing fit, collapsing to the ground.

[Effect 1] citizens being told they're seriously ill laugh it off as 'one of @@LEADER@@'s crazy schemes'

[Option 2] "I don't know what they're telling their people back in Rodlond, but we can't afford such stupidity in @@NAME@@!" shouts a medic in full hazmat gear, dragging away a barely breathing @@RANDONNAME_1@@. "Damn civil freedoms or the right to free speech! We need to dam in the spreading of this killer virus by any means necessary: force infected people into quarantine, isolate places that have confirmed cases with military cordons, heck, silence anyone or anything suggesting that the disease is a hoax! It's people's lives we're talking about here!"

[Effect 2] skaters calling each other's tricks 'sick' are immediately quarantined by Disease Control

[Option 3] "Well, well, well, you organics really are fickle, aren't you?" muses the metallic voice of SA-1-RS9-2, while the machine discretely tucks away a vial of green goo into the inner pocket of its clean, crisp suit. "But fear not, I have the perfect solution for you! Indeed, you biologicals should quarantine yourselves immediately, and stay inside clean, sterile habitats that we'll design for you, permanently. No need to worry about your lovely, little society, we'll take care of it! We artificial beings aren't affected by teeny, tiny bacteria and viruses, so we'd be the perfect custodians for you! Just hand over control of everything to us, and don't worry about a single thing..."
[Validity] Has AI Personhood

[Effect 3] the only viruses left are those that infect computers
Last edited by Daarwyrth on Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:12 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby Daarwyrth » Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:12 pm

Australian rePublic wrote:The Got Issues team specifically said Jo pandemic related issues will be accepted at this time till the Covid pandemic is over, at which point we'll receive a chain

Ah, I wasn't aware of that, apologies.
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Forest's Minister of Foreign Affairs

Leader: Queen Demi Maria I | Capital: Daarsted | Current year: 2022 CE
  • Daarwyrth
  • Uylensted
  • Kentauria
  • 27 years old male
  • Dutch with Polish roots
  • English literature major
  • Ex-religious gay leftist


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