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(DRAFT) Dumpster Dilemma

Postby Traden » Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:31 am

Second issue draft, please send feedback.

Description: Over the past year, certain neighborhoods have started using recycling cans in order to help make recycled goods valuable again. Now, they suggest that the whole country follows this.

Validaty: Invalid for nations who don't have garbage services. Also invalid for nations who already offer recycling garbage services around the whole country.

The debate: Scary.

Option 1: "This is a great idea," says Jake Wilson, CEO of TrashCo. "We can add a recycling program to all trash companies. Then, we can take all of the recycled goods and use them to make new recycled goods. After all, it works for everyone."

Aftermath: Certain pro-enviromental shows now display blue cans instead of green ones.

Option 2: "What's the point of trash disposal anyway?" says dumpster-addict Barry Cruz. "We don't need it. Instead, lets put it up to the household owner to decide what to do with it. They can sled, swim, and play hide and seek with it. After all, it's a great idea!"

Aftermath: Pirate shows now feature unwanted prisoners falling into trash instead of water.

Option 3: "Hey, I have an idea!" says a man named Jimmy Neutron. "Remember when shows like International Geographic place little cameras around nature to show animals and geography? Well, I say we do the same thing but with garbage! We can call it International Trashographic!"

Aftermath: Plastic bags are now treated as celebrities.
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Postby Traden » Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:11 pm

Bro. No one responded?
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Postby Daarwyrth » Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:27 pm

We already have an issue on this topic, #667 One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Recyclable. Your issue doesn't distinguish itself from issue #667.

Which may also be the reason why people did not respond, as a quick search of 'recycling' in this thread, would have showed you that there already was an issue on this exact same topic. Also, people may not respond due to other reasons, so you need to be patient and wait for commentary to arrive. Remember, all of this is on a voluntary basis, so no one is obligated to respond to your draft when you want them to ;)
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Postby Australian rePublic » Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:49 pm

In most countries, you're about 30 years too late for such an issue
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