[title]The Big Cheat
[description]Larry Sonds, a famous baseball player in the @@DENONYMADJECTIVE@@ baseball league, has been found to be using steroids. People in various positions around the baseball league have gathered at your desk to seek an answer,
[validity]Must not have answered #45.1 and/or must not have the "no sports" policy
[option]"These cheaters ruin the spirit of the game!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, the league's commissioner. "We must carefully examine and test every player for drugs in their system, and if they have even a trace of those drugs, they will and need to be expelled from the league!"
[effect]energy drinks are now considered a Performance Enhancing Drug
[option]"Hey, I didn't know that there was steroids in me at that time." replies Larry Sonds, the steroid-using player. "An athletic trainer gave me what he misleadingly said was a 'nutritional supplement', which makes it his fault that I'm in this position. You should punish my athletic trainer instead of me. In fact, I know about a dozen other players that knowingly use steroids, and I'm not one of them."
[effect]athletic trainers frequently get suspended and replaced multiple times a year for innocuous actions
[option]"You guys are idiotic, here's the true way to solve this problem." says your no-nonsense second cousin, as he barges through your office door. "How about we ban sports entirely? That'll solve everything in a quick and easy manner! Athletes don't even need their salary anyways, and people can definitely live without sports."
[effect]many no longer look forward to sundays
[policy]Adds the "no sports" policy
