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[DRAFT] Ban on @@Name@@ Apple Juice?

Postby Wikidot » Thu Mar 25, 2021 3:21 pm

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Apple juice is getting really irritating in the southern regions of @@Name@@
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Option #1
"Does apple juice even matter?" says, @@Randomname@@. "I don't think that children of @@Name@@ is allowed to drink such filthy juice!" says, protester @@Randomname@@. "its the companies of @@Name@@ that make such bad juice! ban it!" says, Cultist @@Randomname@@. "i think banning it helps the economy!" says, sir @@Randomname@@ of @@Name@@.
Fallout
Apple juice is banned.
Option #2
"Apple juice is the best! Why say such idiotic words to some innocent juice?" says, @@Randomname@@. "Its the people who bug the people that want clout! Don't listen to them!" says, sir @@Randomname@@. "@@Name@@ is fine. Not banning some itsy-bitsy juice is going to hurt someone right?" says, Manly @@RandomName@@.
Fallout
People who protest about apple juice are ignored.
Last edited by Wikidot on Thu Mar 25, 2021 3:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Postby Terrabod » Thu Mar 25, 2021 3:25 pm

Unfortunately, this strikes me as something of a non-issue. Why is the apple juice so dislikeable? And even if it does taste bad, why is that a problem Leader should be dealing with?
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Postby Australian rePublic » Fri Mar 26, 2021 3:02 am

Simple solution here, don't buy apple juice. Sorry, this isn't a leader issue. This might work if the juice is produced by the state, but even then, it's a bit of a stretch
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Postby Outer Sparta » Fri Mar 26, 2021 7:52 pm

I don't see this as a workable issue. Why is apple juice a bad thing? Why is it in the leader's interest to ban it? You could perhaps expand it to a food industry issue with juice processing, though I'm sure there are plenty of prior issues that deal with food processing.
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Postby The Champions League » Fri Mar 26, 2021 7:59 pm

Just a suggestion to maybe make this work, have a requirement be having chosen Option 1 in Issue 908


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