[TITLE] Execution Opinion Quartered
[VALIDITY] Only valid for nations with capital punishment.
[EXPLANATION] Recently, @@RANDOMNAME@@ was executed by being beaten to death, because the executioner had taken a particular dislike to the prisoner. This is sparked outrage by citizens across @@NAME@@, and civil rights groups across the country have demanded immediate action.
[OPTION 1] "This is not humane in any way!", screams @@RANDOMNAME@@, a prominent civil rights activist, as she barges into your office. "Starvation is such a slow and painful way to die! It is imperative that you restrict methods of capital punishment straight away! Form a committee to decide which execution methods are humane, and ban all other methods!"
[EFFECT] A committee decides the fates of many of @@NAME@@'s criminals in a monotonous and disinterested tone.
[OPTION 2] "HUMANE? HUMANE?", roars @@NAME@@'s most famous liberal from outside your window. "Nothing can ever make the death penalty humane! You must outlaw it immediately! If you kill criminals, you're as bad as them. And what if they're actually innocent? Have you thought about that?"
[EFFECT] A simultaneous cheer arose in every prison across @@NAME@@ as the government bans the death penalty.
[OPTION 3] Your Minister for Executions, @@RANDOMNAME@@, swiftly shuts the window, drowning out the protests from outside. "@@LEADER@@, you mustn't restrict the death penalty. It's the best way to stop criminals, and make @@NAME@@ a safer place. Actually, let's keep how these executions take place a secret, just to avoid this kind of protest from happening again". Just as @@HE@@ leaves the room, @@HE@@ mutters under @@HIS@@ breath, "and it would secure my job...".
[EFFECT] Execution methods are chosen based on how much the executor likes the criminal.
[OPTION 4] "I know a better way!", shouts @@RANDOMNAME@@, a certified nutjob, as he jumps up from under your desk. "I like where your minister is going, @@LEADER@@, but wouldn't it be an even bigger deterrent against crime if these executions were done publicly? And it would be a great opportunity for companies to make some more money.".
[EFFECT] Public executions are @@NAME@@'s 3rd most popular tourist attractions.