[DRAFT] Little Red Textbooks
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2021 8:59 pm
As always, any feedback is appreciated!
Little Red Textbooks
Validity: Has an education system. Educational authority is localized (don't know how one would check for this- Devolution works if nothing else, I guess).
Description
A coalition of students and well-connected parents has threatened to publicly defame your government unless you agree to hear out their concerns that @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ school curricula have become too politicized.
Option 1
"Dàguó spends the equivalent of 30 billion @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ a year on its nuclear arsenal. Feeding a starving Tasmanian child costs 45 @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ a year. How many starving Tasmanian children could be fed if Dàguó gave up its nuclear arsenal? And the answer is zero, because they'd spend it all on conventional weapons!" exclaims @@RANDOMNAME@@, reading off an exam that @@HIS@@ son got full marks on. "Local school boards are actively trying to brainwash our children, and we can't stop it without your support. Take power away from local governments and mandate that all school materials and lesson plans be approved by an impartial central committee, with stiff fines for politicized teaching."
Effect: plans for teachers' retirement parties often die in committee
Option 2
"And who gets to decide what constitutes 'politicized teaching'? Some faceless @@CAPITAL@@ bureaucrat?" asks school board member @@RANDOMNAME@@, who's held @@HIS@@ position for the past 40 years. "Schools exist to prepare our children for adulthood, right? How can you accomplish that without instilling in them the values of their community? We're the ones best suited to craft curricula for our children, and you ought to keep it that way. You wouldn't accuse a parent of trying to 'brainwash' their kids at the dinner table, would you?"
Effect: writing "@@LEADER@@ did it" is an acceptable answer to exam questions on natural disasters
Option 3
"Sounds to me like this is a local problem," suggests public relations consultant @@RANDOMNAME@@, who says spinning in place helps @@HIM@@ think. "Centralizing education will put us squarely in the crosshairs of anyone complaining about the state of education, not to mention tick off local powerbrokers. So here's what we do: we issue a statement promoting political activism, reiterate our commitment to devolved government, and offer free toolkits to activists. The complainers are happy, the local authorities are happy, and we can all get back to our business."
Effect: the government maintains that its inaction is someone else's problem
Option 4
"This baby can fit so much propaganda in it!" says advisor and former used car salesman @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, slapping the top of a textbook. "We should retain local power over education, so long as we get to decide what materials they use. We'll cram every course full of patriotism, subliminal messages, and subtle allusions to your greatness. Those parents will get their wish: local school boards can't brainwash their kids if we're doing it instead!"
Effect: studies show that "@@LEADER@@'s intern" is the most popular career aspiration among five-year-olds