[title] Cracking The Cryptic
[description] Earlier this week, the @@NAME@@ Security Agency released a report detailing what they presented as the dangers of unrestricted access to strong encryption methods, which has led to a polarizing debate on the matter.
[validity] has police, has crime problem, has not banned the internet or computers, did not choose option 3 in Issue #37
[option] "These strong encryption methods are making it difficult to do our job." says @@CAPITAL@@ police chief @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Perverts, arms dealers, drug marketplaces- they all rely on the security that these tough encryption algorithms provide. Ban the use of these algorithms for civilians without a government license, and these reprobates will find it a lot harder to engage in illegal activites on the internet."
[option validity] has regulated guns or drugs
[effect] seedy alleyways have seen a surge in activity
[option] "These strong encryption methods are making it difficult to do our job." says @@CAPITAL@@ police chief @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Perverts, terrorist forums, contract killing services- they all rely on the security that these tough encryption algorithms provide. Ban the use of these algorithms for civilians without a government license, and these reprobates will find it a lot harder to engage in illegal activites on the internet."
[option validity] Did not choose options 4 or 5 in Issue #902
[effect] seedy alleyways have seen a surge in activity
[option] "That's absurd." replies @@RANDOMNAME@@, a professor of computer science at @@ANIMAL@@ University. "Such encryption algorithms are vitally important, as they protect the integrity of digital communications and stored information from bad actors. By banning these algorithms, you'll be allowing malicious parties the ability to wreak havoc on all manner of digital systems across @@NAME@@. Your best option here is to allow unrestricted use of encryption, no matter the ramifications to law enforcement."
[effect] cryptocurrency transfers are at an all-time high
[option] "Well I'd say there's a better option." counters noted criminologist and libertarian thinker Mary Gauser. "This encryption debate only exists because of our burdensome laws. I see no need to prosecute people for wanting to enjoy recreational drugs in their down time, nor do I see any reason to prosecute people for wanting firearms to defend themselves; freedoms that shouldn't be incumbered by government red tape. Get rid of all these restrictions, and stop making criminals out of people for no good reason."
[option validity] has regulated guns and drugs
[effect] shooting ranges have an ambulance on standby at all times
[option] "Well I'd say there's a better option." counters noted criminologist and libertarian thinker Mary Gauser. "This encryption debate only exists because of our burdensome laws. I see no need to prosecute people for wanting firearms to defend themselves, something which shouldn't be encumbered by government red tape. Get rid of all these restrictions, and stop making criminals out of people for no good reason."
[option validity] has regulated guns
[effect] kevlar vests are the hottest thing in fashion
[option] "Well I'd say there's a better option." counters noted criminologist and libertarian thinker Mary Gauser. "This encryption debate only exists because of our burdensome laws. I see no need to prosecute people for wanting to enjoy recreational drugs in their down time, something which shouldn't be encumbered by government red tape. Get rid of all these restrictions, and stop making criminals out of people for no good reason."
[option validity] has regulated drugs
[effect] the nation is awash with red eyes and euphoric highs