Second draft:
[TITLE]The Right To Bear Legs
[DESCRIPTION]Scientists have successfully brought to term a hybrid embryo that is 98% @@DEMONYMNOUN@@ and 2% @@ANIMAL@@. As the issue makes headlines across @@NAME@@, the fur is beginning to fly.
[VALIDITY]The nation must be sufficiently scientifically advanced.
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[OPTION]"With this breakthrough, we're seeing a very real chance that we could end organ donation shortages, as well as developing new cures for zoonotic diseases," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, leader of the team that developed the embryo. "And it's all been made possible thanks to your generous funding of the sciences, @@LEADER@@! Now if we could only have a teensy bit more cash, we could make these dreams a reality. Maybe studying the brains of these hybrids will even give us some insight into why some people on our team like to dress up in full-body @@ANIMAL@@ suits."
[EFFECT]Some pediatricians' offices now have a veterinary department.
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[OPTION]"Now that science has unlocked the secrets of hybridization, my dream of an @@ANIMAL@@-girl utopia is finally within sight!" enthuses @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, another member of the team, jumping onto your desk in her full-body @@ANIMAL@@ suit. "People have the right to a body that suits them, even if that body has fluffy paws, an adorable twitchy nose, or wiggly eye-stalks. Plus, imagine all the tourists who'd flock to our conventions to see real, live anthropomorphs! Let's not only put money into this research, but make it legal for adults to volunteer as test subjects!"
[EFFECT]Tourists reject hugs from @@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ due to fear of getting fleas.
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[OPTION]"This is preposterous!" huffs @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, waving a 600-page manual on ethics in medicine. "The creation of these chimeras challenges our very notions of sanity and decency. Why, imagine how such a wretched creature might feel when it grows up, and realises that all of society is laughing at it? We should ban the creation of hybrid embryos... and ban those @@ANIMAL@@-girls too, before one decides to take a whiz on my lawn!"
[EFFECT]Promising disease treatments have ground to a halt due to the banning of genetic hybrids.
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[OPTION]"Actually, why not take it all the way?" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, of the anarcho-primitivist group Back to the Wild. "Thanks to our population's ever-greater demands for housing and electricity, our precious natural resources are more threatened than ever before! I say if the people want to become @@ANIMALPLURAL@@, then allow us - I mean, them - to leave society and live as @@ANIMALPLURAL@@ do, frolicking in our forests and oceans as nature intended!"
[EFFECT]@@DEMONYMNOUNPLURAL@@ can submit a form to the government permitting hunters to shoot them on sight.