DRAFT 2:
TITLE:
So Fire Me
VALIDITY:
Low gender equality, marriage legal, capitalism
ADULT
DESCRIPTION:
Human rights organisations are drawing attention to the horrifying practice of bride burning, where young women are being doused in petrol and immolated by their husband or husband's family, as "punishment" for the bride's family refusing to pay a sufficiently generous dowry.
OPTION 1
"The problem here is the concept of dowries," explains @@random_name(female)@@, who has six daughters. "They promote the idea that women are a financial burden, and suggest that families are paying to transfer that burden. My girls have expensive tastes, but they are all treasures! You should ban dowries, and to make sure that there's no stealth dowries, ban wedding gifts of all sorts. Marriages should be about love, not money."
OUTCOME:
the best things in life are free
OPTION 2
"No, dear, the root cause is a lack of respect for women," interrupts the previous speaker's husband, moving her gently to one side with a patronising smirk. "When I was at school we were taught to be gentlemen, and that a woman should be showered with flowers and kisses, not kerosene. Give boys classes on how to respect women, and society will fix itself."
OUTCOME:
matches made in heaven don't involve safety matches
OPTION 3
"Lack of respect is indeed the problem -- lack of respect for the law!" mutters an old man, who is father and uncle of the previous speakers. "Murder is murder, and all this talk about root causes misses the point. Vile animals who do this sort of thing need to whipped like dogs till they die like dogs. Damn dogs!" His pet dog backs away nervously.
OUTCOME:
you can't beat good old-fashioned discipline
OPTION 4
"Lack of respect for tradition is the problem," mutters an even older man, who smells suspiciously of gasoline. "Maybe if families paid respectable dowries then women wouldn't have to get burnt. Bride burning is regrettable, but should be seen as the legal right of any family that feels their honour has been tarnished by an inadequate dowry. This is undeniably moral!"
OUTCOME:
morally right and far right are seen as political synonyms
DRAFT1: