Title: Uncivil Serpents
Description: Recently, the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Farmers’ Union put a bounty on the heads of a highly venomous snake, the Dange’rus Nudlius, which has been invading crop fields around @@NAME@@. However, the Dange’rus Nudlius is also the mascot of nearby @@FIRSTNAME@@ University, triggering angry protests from the University's students and staff.
Validity: All
Option: Mona Goosley, head of the @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ Farmers’ Union, storms into your office. “@@LEADER@@, I demand you get these protesters off of our land!! Those snakes are deadly killers, they killed poor Joe Ratley just last week! And those protesters want me to spare the snakes ‘cause of some stupid university mascot? This is a dog eat dog world @@LEADER@@, and I’m havin’ snake for dinner.
Effect: The phrase "from farm to table" is often used to refer to snake meat.
Option: Professor Bo A. Adderson slithers into your office, adjusting his slender glasses as he coils into a chair. “Ehem, @@LEADER@@, you can’t listen to that killer. The Dange’rus Nudlius is a proud and noble creature, and while they’re not yet endangered, they could be if thisss keeps up! The government needs to provide protected land for these sssnakes, so they can flourish in peace without living in fear of these farmers. Of course we’ll have to grow the borders as the species recovers.”
Effect: Snake populations are growing suspiciously large
Option: Your security officer, @@RANDOMNAME@@, shoots you a sly grin. “I think you’ve been overlooking these snakes' talents. Sneaky, vicious, deadly. Sounds like a perfect soldier to me. Why don’t we… give them a new habitat? Say... our black ops unit?
Effect: @@NAME@@ justifies its war crimes by claiming the snakes did it.