Validity: Nation must not have atheism policy.
Title: Baptism of Liars
A large group of fake priests belonging to the most popular religion in @@NAME@@ appeared from far off lands claiming to herald the coming of the end times, insisting that true believers entrust their money to them to be converted into HEAVENBUX for use in the afterlife. After receiving millions, the scammers disappeared to whence they came, leaving a good portion of the ultra religious population penniless and furious. As a result, members of various political and religious groups have rushed into your office to determine how to deal with the long-gone scammers.
Option 1: "These sacrilegious scammers have bamboozled us all!" splutters Bishop @@RANDOMMALENAME@@ as he waddles into your office, struggling to hold his huge diamond encrusted holy book. "We must increase the number of preachers of our grand religion all across @@NAME@@! These blasphemers were in every city, every town! So, in order to drown them out we must have a preacher on every street corner. You can trust us, of course, as we would never dare be so deceptive and treacherous to the public." Leaning over to you he quietly adds, "While we’re at it, can we see to stifling some corruption accusations? In exchange for a special blessing, naturally."
Outcome: preachers outnumber cars on city streets two to one
Option 2: "Leader, don’t stoop to the level of these religious fools," barks @@RANDOMFEMALENAME@@, head of the Anti-Theist Organisation of @@NAME@@ and considered by her peers and underlings to be one of the most uptight people in the country. "Their endless campaign of brainwashing people to the point of gullibility is the main reason many are now destitute! However, if my organisation received proper government funding, we would launch a vast propagan- ah, education program to instruct the people on the values of shunning religion. Thusly, the scammers would have no base on which to fool anyone with." Checking her immaculately ordered schedule and licking her paper-thin lips, she adds, "My daughter's violin lesson is in three hours; therefore, I expect your co-operation within the next 2-5 minutes"
Outcome: saying "OMG" is valid ground for ostracization
Option 3: "What about us? We are the actual victims here!" cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, one of the scammed religious citizens who seems to have roused a livid crowd of fellow believers outside your office. "We have been humiliated and impoverished by these fiends and this cannot stand unanswered! The religious community calls for a righteous crusade of vengeance against all hoaxers in @@NAME@@!" Dodging an accidentally swung pitchfork, @@HE@@ finishes with, "For honor, glory, and most importantly, our money back!"
Outcome: religious disciples sworn to peace have been seen roaming the streets with bloody baseball bats
Option 4: "Instead of endorsing the act of causing suffering to others, why doesn’t the government actually focus on helping those in need?" proposes @@RANDOMNAME@@, head of 'Hugs N Love', one of the biggest charities in @@NAME@@. "A dip into the national treasury to compensate the affected would help them get back on their feet, assuage their anger and teach them that they should give their funds to more worthwhile things." Turning to the others in the room, @@HE@@ says, "Now then, lets all hug it out!"
Outcome: the government fully reimburses those who 'accidentally misplace' their car
Outcome: the government fully reimburses those who 'accidentally misplace' their car[/quote]